{"title":"All","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"personalized-whole-size-newspaper","title":"Whole Size Fake Newspaper","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhole Size Newspaper Measure 23 X 27 inches\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhole Size is a regular newspaper, like you would buy at the store. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eQuantity 1 comes with 2 copies. Quantity 2 comes with 4 copies.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYou are able to input one article. Any additional articles or stories are an additional charge.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eHow do I order?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e1: Look through the sample photos and choose a template. (please note the names of the templates do not print on your newspaper, they are there for reference only) \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e2: Fill in the forms with your information.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003e3: Click Add to Cart.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDone!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou know how hard it is to find a TRULY unique gift. Well, now you've found one. Representing some of the finest, most outrageous entertainment you'll ever find for pocket change. You do NOT have to supply your photo, but it's better if you can (same price either way). The backs of each article are covered in generic, unrelated story text to complete the look and feel of perfect authenticity. Keep these for years in scrapbooks and picture albums. Send them to relatives, friends, co-workers, soon-to-be ex-friends and various and assorted victims!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eA Common Question:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWill you edit or fix my mistakes?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo. We don't anymore. In most cases, when we corrected someone's spelling, punctuation or grammar while setting up the template to print, we received a nasty email back from the customer a week later, explaining that \"Grammmy\" really was spelled with three M's in THEIR part of the country, or that they left that comma out on purpose, or that Billy Ray was one word, not two, or that \"nuclear\" was actually spelled nucluler\" in eastern Florida, etc. You simply MUST proof-read your story before submitting it, and have a friend or relative proof-read it as well. Twice. Or more. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBut what if something you send us doesn't make sense? Won't we certainly correct it THEN? About a third of the stories that are sent to us, make no sense to us! They make perfect sense to the customer---but not to us. Usually it's some \"inside joke\", the meaning of which we're not privy to and will never know.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe print what you submit. Exactly. Period.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease note:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis product page is written for those who wish to write their own newspaper story or article from scratch. If you submit your story from this page, your story will not automatically feature ANY image or picture, unless you supply them. You must supply your own image or picture from this page. If, on the other hand, you want to use the image that is featured with one of our pre-written stories, you must submit your article from that product page.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTo browse our pre-written stories, which come with their own images or pictures, please start from our home page and choose the category of story you're looking for.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThank you...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf you want to write your story from scratch: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDepending on which size you choose, you may also fill in such things as the newspaper name, the newspaper headline, the article title, the article date, and a bunch of other stuff. Most customers send a photo of the event they're describing, and also a photo of the individual (victim) they are writing about. This would be inset onto the main photo (we do that for you). Many folks choose not to use any photo at all. It's entirely up to you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIf you decide to use one of our pre-written stories: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou need to figure out which one you're going to use. You should start at our home page (here) and begin browsing through the categories. When you've found the story you want to use, simply fill in the form, click the SUBMIT button and follow the prompts. You may use the complete text of the article you've ordered, or you may use bits and pieces of several of our pre-written stories (mix and match as you wish) to make one story. You may change our pre-written story in any way you desire. It's entirely up to you. We don't care what you write, or how you write it. We do not read your material in any case. You may send us a picture of your victim to be used as an inset on the main image, or you may elect not to send us any pictures. By default we use the same image that appears in the sample; you may add an inset of your victim or not. You should fill in any of the spaces you want us to use with the text of your choosing. If you don't want certain things to be used (like the date, or the location, etc.), type NONE in the box. That's all there is to it. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou do not \"have\" to use a story at all. Some people only want a headline (usually movie productions and playwrights). Some people only want a picture with no story, not even a headline. It's entirely up to you. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhatever you provide, we'll print. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhatever you don't provide, obviously won't be printed. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWhen we receive your order, we'll arrange everything onto one of our templates. Once it's all arranged, we print, and then notify you when it's been shipped.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou may specify and pay for rush delivery.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FakeNewspapers.com","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32923342209114,"sku":"","price":49.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0060\/4182\/9466\/files\/newspaper-generator_333ad9ed-d58d-492e-85d5-1f6d0bf7fc05.jpg?v=1752894182"},{"product_id":"giant-crossword-puzzle-make-your-own-custom-crossword","title":"Giant Crossword Puzzle Make Your Own Custom Crossword","description":"\u003cp\u003eGiant Crossword Puzzle Party Giant Crossword Business Giant Crossword Lunch Room Giant Crossword Birthday Giant Crossword Christmas Giant Crossword Holiday Giant Crossword Anything you can think of! 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Puzzles are approximately 42 x 54 inches. During the payment process select media (dry-erase or poster paper). We suggest a minimum of 20 words, and a maximum of, say, 200. Note that the more words you use, the tighter the puzzle will be packed, with more intersecting words and smaller squares. Fewer words will result in fewer cross-connected words, and larger square sizes. See examples above. Plain-Jane or COOL? What does this mean? \"Plain-Jane\" puzzle, or a \"Creative\" puzzle. Plain-Jane: In the \"Plain-Jane\" version, the grids appear as shown above, with the background blocks being plain old black, and the letter blocks being plain old white. No \"artistic\" touches are applied to the image whatsoever. It's a traditional crossword. Creative: If you choose \"Creative\" for your puzzle type, then we get to have fun. No two \"creative-style\" puzzles are alike. They may look something like one of the samples shown below, or they may look nothing like any of the samples shown below. The \"Plain-Jane\" style is a KNOWN. You can see, above, exactly what you're getting. No surprises. No risk. The \"Creative\" style involves risk. You might not like what we create! Or you might love it, and consider it a treasured art piece. Well, maybe not. But you can only be sure of one thing if you choose to grant us \"Creative\" license: It will be DIFFERENT.  \u003cbr\u003e Above and below: Samples of \"Creative-Style\" puzzles -- no two are ever alike \u003cbr\u003e Your completed puzzle will be in the format shown below (either a \"Plain-Jane\" or a \"Creative\" style). We print you the puzzle, a clue sheet and an answer sheet.  \u003cbr\u003e \"Creative Style\" Sample \"Plain-Jane Style\" Sample How do I make the clues and answers? Type them into the form at the top. Type the Clue first then a comma, then a space, and then the answer. 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Any additional articles or stories are an additional charge.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow do I order?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e1: Look through the sample photos and choose a template. \u003c\/strong\u003e(please note the names of the templates do not print on your newspaper, they are there for reference only)\u003cstrong\u003e \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2: Fill in the forms with your information.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3: Click Add to Cart.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDone!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou know how hard it is to find a TRULY unique gift. Well, now you've found one. Representing some of the finest, most outrageous entertainment you'll ever find for pocket change. You do NOT have to supply your photo, but it's better if you can (same price either way). The backs of each article are covered in generic, unrelated story text to complete the look and feel of perfect authenticity. Keep these for years in scrapbooks and picture albums. Send them to relatives, friends, co-workers, soon-to-be ex-friends and various and assorted victims!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA Common Question:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill you edit or fix my mistakes?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo. We don't anymore. In most cases, when we corrected someone's spelling, punctuation or grammar while setting up the template to print, we received a nasty email back from the customer a week later, explaining that \"Grammmy\" really was spelled with three M's in THEIR part of the country, or that they left that comma out on purpose, or that Billy Ray was one word, not two, or that \"nuclear\" was actually spelled nucluler\" in eastern Florida, etc. You simply MUST proof-read your story before submitting it, and have a friend or relative proof-read it as well. Twice. Or more. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eBut what if something you send us doesn't make sense? Won't we certainly correct it THEN? About a third of the stories that are sent to us, make no sense to us! They make perfect sense to the customer---but not to us. Usually it's some \"inside joke\", the meaning of which we're not privy to and will never know.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe print what you submit. Exactly. Period.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease note:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis product page is written for those who wish to write their own newspaper story or article \u003cem\u003efrom scratch\u003c\/em\u003e. If you submit your story from this page, your story will not automatically feature \u003cem\u003eANY\u003c\/em\u003e image or picture, unless you supply them. You must supply \u003cem\u003eyour own\u003c\/em\u003e image or picture from this page. 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But we do know our government has a plan, and here it is, in paperback edition.\r\n\u003cimg class=\"wp-image-1619\" src=\"https:\/\/trixiepixgraphics.files.wordpress.com\/2019\/03\/tax-relief-finished-open-1.gif?w=1114\" alt=\"\" data-attachment-id=\"1619\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/trixiepixgraphics.wordpress.com\/tax-relief-finished-open-1\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/trixiepixgraphics.files.wordpress.com\/2019\/03\/tax-relief-finished-open-1.gif?w=1114\" data-orig-size=\"504,383\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{\" aperture data-image-title=\"tax-relief-finished-open-1\" data-image-description=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/trixiepixgraphics.files.wordpress.com\/2019\/03\/tax-relief-finished-open-1.gif?w=1114?w=300\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/trixiepixgraphics.files.wordpress.com\/2019\/03\/tax-relief-finished-open-1.gif?w=1114?w=504\"\u003e\u003cimg class=\"wp-image-1620\" src=\"https:\/\/trixiepixgraphics.files.wordpress.com\/2019\/03\/tax-relief-finished-books.gif?w=1114\" alt=\"\" data-attachment-id=\"1620\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/trixiepixgraphics.wordpress.com\/tax-relief-finished-books\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/trixiepixgraphics.files.wordpress.com\/2019\/03\/tax-relief-finished-books.gif?w=1114\" data-orig-size=\"504,369\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{\" aperture data-image-title=\"tax-relief-finished-books\" data-image-description=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/trixiepixgraphics.files.wordpress.com\/2019\/03\/tax-relief-finished-books.gif?w=1114?w=300\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/trixiepixgraphics.files.wordpress.com\/2019\/03\/tax-relief-finished-books.gif?w=1114?w=504\"\u003e\r\nTax Releif and Economic Recovery\r\nTax Releif and Economic Recovery\r\nCover Graphics May Vary Slightly. Size is roughly 3.75 inches wide, and about 6.5 inches tall (like a regular paperback). Thickness is +- 5\/8 inches.\r\nThis is a standard-size paperback book, professionally crafted.All pages are BLANK.\r\nIf you want the BIGGEST laugh at your next political bull session, whip this baby out. You’ll be awarded the “Grand Poobah” for political incorrectness and Sahara-dry satirical humor.\r\nFB-09","brand":"FakeNewspapers.com","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":17003995463770,"sku":"","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0060\/4182\/9466\/products\/tax-relief-finished-open-1__63541.1554080549.1280.1280.gif?v=1556837015"},{"product_id":"fb-12-bill-clinton-my-life-finally-in-paperback","title":"FB-12 Bill Clinton — My Life — Finally in Paperback","description":"\u003cp\u003eClinton My Life Paperback You thought the softcover would never come out!! Finally. MY LIFE By Bill Clintonin Paperback Item Number — FB-12\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut it’s here, in living color…Be careful what you wish for. We read a dozen pages of the “real” Bill Clinton book (“My Life”).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAnd we almost gagged. This guy still doesn’t get it! It occurs to us that Bill Clinton might have been the kind of guy we’d have liked as a friend. But he should never have been the Prez.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIn re-thinking that, however, we take it back. If Bill Clinton had merely been the guy who runs the hardware store down the street, he’d be ruining marriages by boinking the help, his wife would have doctored the books and screwed the employees out of their benefits, and both of them would have lied until they were tripping over their noses. Bill and company would be just another neighborhood disgrace. Instead, Billy-Bob’s a National Disgrace.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe just wish the guy wasn’t so damned likable. So here’s to ya, William! This is the book you should have written.  My Life By Bill Clinton Cover Graphics May Vary Slightly. Paperback size. About 300 pages. This is a standard-size paperback book, professionally crafted.  My Life By Bill Clinton We wanted to help Bill out with this product. Consequently, a few of the pages say what Billy might have said, if he had a frigging spine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBut he doesn’t, so we said it for him. We also wanted to be sure the entire content of the book reflected the most basic and poignant issues of Bill’s life. We accomplished that. Random Page Views — About 300 pages total Views on BillViews on Bill 2Views on Bill 3Views On Bill 4Views On Bill 5Views On Bill 6Views On Bill 7Views On Bill 8Views On Bill 9Views On Bill 10Views On Bill 11Views on Bill 12 FB-12 My Life Review by Kerry Marsala Note: This product, like many on this website, will never sell in enough volume to warrant mass-production.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach item is painstakingly manufactured by hand at the time the order is placed.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"FakeNewspapers.com","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":17003995496538,"sku":"","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0060\/4182\/9466\/products\/clinton_my_life_1-1-1__19053.1554080733.1280.1280.gif?v=1556837018"},{"product_id":"bkb-02-personalized-blank-softcover-book-everything-i-know-series","title":"BKB-02 Personalized Blank Softcover Book (“Everything I Know” Series)","description":"\u003cp\u003eGeneric Books “Everything I Know About ______ “The ORIGINAL Fake Blank Book — May be Personalized \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/trixiepixgraphics.com\/copycats\/\"\u003eWe Hate Copycats: Read More About This Item\u003c\/a\u003e Item Number — BKB-02View Next Item Everything I Know About….(customizable blank books) This is the customizable version of our blank fake books. They’re about 300-350 blank pages. All of our “blank book series” are softcovers and can not be distinguished from trade paperbacks. \u003cimg class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1247\" src=\"https:\/\/trixiepixgraphics.files.wordpress.com\/2019\/03\/generic_book.jpg?w=1114\" alt=\"generic_book.jpg\" data-attachment-id=\"1247\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/trixiepixgraphics.wordpress.com\/generic-books\/generic_book\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/trixiepixgraphics.files.wordpress.com\/2019\/03\/generic_book.jpg?w=1114\" data-orig-size=\"544,419\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{\" aperture=\"\" data-image-title=\"generic_book\" data-image-description=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/trixiepixgraphics.files.wordpress.com\/2019\/03\/generic_book.jpg?w=1114?w=300\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/trixiepixgraphics.files.wordpress.com\/2019\/03\/generic_book.jpg?w=1114?w=544\"\u003e Cover Graphics May Vary Slightly. Size is roughly 3.75 inches wide, and about 6.5 inches tall (like a regular paperback). About 300-350 pages. Although we are a hard-cover book binding company, we don’t offer this series in hard cover. We feel the paperback cover offers far more versatility, customization potential and class than a simple foil-stamped (or paper covered) hard cover, which is now offered by various copycat companies. We’ve watched some of these companies attempt to offer paperbacks, but the product they produced was embarassingly poor. It’s too bad that people and companies can’t come up with their OWN ideas and products, instead of leeching from others. We wonder what the copycats tell their children; worse, we wonder what they TEACH their children!. \u003cimg class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1249\" src=\"https:\/\/trixiepixgraphics.files.wordpress.com\/2019\/03\/wheelchair_racing_book-2.jpg?w=1114\" alt=\"wheelchair_racing_book-2\" data-attachment-id=\"1249\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/trixiepixgraphics.wordpress.com\/generic-books\/wheelchair_racing_book-2\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/trixiepixgraphics.files.wordpress.com\/2019\/03\/wheelchair_racing_book-2.jpg?w=1114\" data-orig-size=\"308,304\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{\" aperture=\"\" data-image-title=\"wheelchair_racing_book-2\" data-image-description=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/trixiepixgraphics.files.wordpress.com\/2019\/03\/wheelchair_racing_book-2.jpg?w=1114?w=300\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/trixiepixgraphics.files.wordpress.com\/2019\/03\/wheelchair_racing_book-2.jpg?w=1114?w=308\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a standard-size paperback book, professionally crafted.All pages are BLANK. Only the cover graphic is shown above. Go \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/trixiepixgraphics.com\/bush-book\/\"\u003eHERE\u003c\/a\u003e to see an example of a finished book.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExamples of creative titles:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEverything I know About MONEY (by Nancy Smith) (your wife)\u003cbr\u003eEverything I know About SEX (by John Q. Doe) (your husband)\u003cbr\u003eEverything I know About HOME REPAIR (by your man the geek)\u003cbr\u003eEverything I know About GAMBLING (by Bob Jones) (right after his trip to Vegas)\u003cbr\u003eEverything I know About AUTO REPAIR (by your boyfriend) (after he worked on your car)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStock No. BKB-02\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eQuestions? Try Our FAQs First!\u003cbr\u003eReturn to Book Index\u003cbr\u003eEmail\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eItem Number — BKB-02\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAny title you enter into the form below will print with this phrase preceding it: “Everything I know About…” If you meant to order a book WITHOUT this preceding phrase, please click \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/trixiepixgraphics.wordpress.com\/generic-book-any-title\/\"\u003ehere\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"has-small-font-size\"\u003eEverything I know About FLYING (after your friend landed gear-up at his home airport)\u003cbr\u003eEverything I know About COOKING (after your mother-in-law’s disastrous dinner party)\u003cbr\u003eEverything I know About DIPLOMACY (by YOU!) (after the fight you started the other night)\u003cbr\u003eEverything I know About COMPUTERS (by the guy who supposedly fixed yours)\u003cbr\u003eEverything I know About SOFTWARE PROGRAMMING (by Bill Gates) (oops)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"has-small-font-size\"\u003eEverything I know About SPOTTING SPEED TRAPS (after your hubby’s huge ticket)\u003cbr\u003eEverything I know About ROMANCE (by your EX boyfriend)\u003cbr\u003eEverything I know About FISHING (after your husband gets skunked)\u003cbr\u003eEverything I know About DEFENSIVE DRIVING (after that fender-bender)\u003cbr\u003eEverything I know About BRIDGE (by the losing club)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"has-small-font-size\"\u003eEverything I know About HUNTING (by, who else, your husband)\u003cbr\u003eEverything I know About YACHTING (after that incident on the rocks)\u003cbr\u003eEverything I know About SELF DEFENSE (after your boyfriend gets mugged)\u003cbr\u003eEverything I know About HETEROSEXUAL RELATIONSHIPS (ahem)\u003cbr\u003eEverything I know About WORKING HARD (for the slacker in your office)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"has-small-font-size\"\u003eEverything I know About GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT (by you know who)\u003cbr\u003eEverything I know About LOGIC (by your stupid, STUPID boyfriend)\u003cbr\u003eEverything I know About FORGIVENESS (by your stupid, STUPID boyfriend)\u003cbr\u003eEverything I know About LOVE (by the jerk who dumped you)\u003cbr\u003eEverything I know About PERSONAL HYGIENE (by the stinker at work)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"has-small-font-size\"\u003eEverything I know About HONESTY (by the stinker at work)\u003cbr\u003eEverything I know About COMPETENCE and WORK ETHICS (by the stinker at work)\u003cbr\u003eEverything I know About ABSTINENCE (by the your cousin the slut)\u003cbr\u003eEverything I know About HONOR (by the stinker at work)\u003cbr\u003eEverything I know About MONOGAMY (by you-know-who)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"has-small-font-size\"\u003eEverything I know About MEN (by your stupid girlfriend)\u003cbr\u003eEverything I know About FOREPLAY (by your ham-fisted boyfriend)\u003cbr\u003eEverything I know About FOOTBALL (after their team loses big)\u003cbr\u003eEverything I know About GOLF (by your partner who cost you the tournament)\u003cbr\u003eEverything I know About COMMITMENT (by your cheating ex)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"has-small-font-size\"\u003eEverything I know About DISCRETION (by the friend who spilled your secret)\u003cbr\u003eEverything I know About MAKING BABIES (by your son-in-law with the low sperm count)\u003cbr\u003eEverything I know About HARD WORK (by your lazy nephew)\u003cbr\u003eEverything I know About FRIENDSHIP (by your turncoat ex-bud)\u003cbr\u003eEverything I know About SAFE SEX (by your friend with the, uh, social disease)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"has-small-font-size\"\u003eEverything I know About STAYING FIT (by the fat slob who’s been harassing you)\u003cbr\u003eEverything I know About THE LAW (by the judge who stupidly ruled against you)\u003cbr\u003eEverything I know About BIRTH CONTROL (by your friend who’s pregnant AGAIN)\u003cbr\u003eEverything I know About THE MATING HABITS OF THE INVISIBLE PERUVIAN IMP FISH\u003cbr\u003eEverything I know About PASSION in MARRIAGE (by your frigid wife)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"has-small-font-size\"\u003eEverything I know About RELAXATION (by your workaholic mate, friend or relative)\u003cbr\u003eEverything I know About DRINKING (by your coworker who barfed at the office party)\u003cbr\u003eEverything I know About FASHION (by the worst-dressed person you know)\u003cbr\u003eEverything I know About ANOREXIA (by the fat slob who’s been harassing you)\u003cbr\u003eEverything I know About FAILURE (by the winner in your life)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"has-small-font-size\"\u003eEverything I know About INTELLIGENT THINKING (you know who it’s by)\u003cbr\u003eEverything I know About SUCCESS (by the dismal failure in your life)\u003cbr\u003eEverything I know About MANNERS \u0026amp; 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BOOZE (by the minister with a sense of humor)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"has-small-font-size\"\u003eEverything I know About BRITNEY SPEARS’ BEHIND (for the teenager who lusts for Britney)\u003cbr\u003eEverything I know About HONG KONG’S NIGHTLIFE (for your Puritan friend)\u003cbr\u003eEverything I know About THE MUSTANG RANCH \u0026amp; BROTHEL (by another Puritan friend)\u003cbr\u003eEverything I know About LIVING HEALTHY (by the upcoming triple bypass patient in your life)\u003cbr\u003eEverything I know About MEDICINE (by the doctor in your life)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"has-small-font-size\"\u003eEverything I know About ALIEN ABDUCTIONS (by just about anyone)\u003cbr\u003eEverything I know About TEENAGE GIRLS (by any teenage boy)\u003cbr\u003eEverything I know About WILLPOWER (by the smoker in your life)\u003cbr\u003eEverything I know About SOBRIETY (by the alcoholic in your life)\u003cbr\u003eEverything I know About PEACEFUL CONFLICT RESOLUTION (by the bar brawler in your life)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"has-small-font-size\"\u003eEverything I know About ORGIES (by the virgin in your life)\u003cbr\u003eEverything I know About FINE MUSIC (by the punk-rocker in your life)\u003cbr\u003eEverything I know About GOOD CREDIT (by the slob who owes you money)\u003cbr\u003eEverything I know About SKYDIVING (for the aunt afraid of heights)\u003cbr\u003eEverything I know About SNIFFING GLUE (by the health nut in your life)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"has-small-font-size\"\u003eEverything I know About THE DEVIL (by the born-again in your life)\u003cbr\u003eEverything I know About OPTIMISM (by the pessimist in your life)\u003cbr\u003eEverything I know About POLYSULFIDE ADHESIVES (by just about anyone in your life)\u003cbr\u003eEverything I know About OPULENT WEALTH (by just about anyone in your life)\u003cbr\u003eEverything I know About SIMPLE HUMAN COURTESY (by the asshole in your life)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"has-small-font-size\"\u003eEverything I know About EVERYTHING (by the know-it-all in your life)\u003cbr\u003eEverything I know About OVERCOMING ADVERSITY (by the incurable whiner)\u003cbr\u003eEverything I know About REALITY (by a ditzy airhead)\u003cbr\u003eEverything I know About HOLDING MY LIQUOR (by the office-party slut)\u003cbr\u003eEverything I know About GOOD TASTE (by the social terrorist in your life)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"has-small-font-size\"\u003eEverything I know About ANIMAL RIGHTS (by the shameless carnivore in your life)\u003cbr\u003eEverything I know About THE GOLDEN RULE (by the jackass in your life)\u003cbr\u003eEverything I know About THE SECOND COMMANDMENT (by the sailor’s-mouth in your life)\u003cbr\u003eEverything I know About THE FIFTH COMMANDMENT (for the wanton killer in your life)\u003cbr\u003eEverything I know About THE SIXTH COMMANDMENT (thou shall not commit adultery)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"has-small-font-size\"\u003eEverything I know About THE SEVENTH COMMANDMENT (thou shall not steal)\u003cbr\u003eEverything I know About THE EIGHTH COMMANDMENT (for the lying weasel in your life)\u003cbr\u003eEverything I know About THE TEN COMMANDMENTS (by the total slime-ball)\u003cbr\u003eEverything I know About BEING GOOD (by the bad girl)\u003cbr\u003eEverything I know About BALANCING MY CHECKBOOK (by the habitually overdrawn)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"has-small-font-size\"\u003eEverything I know About INSECTS OF THE CONGO (by who knows)\u003cbr\u003eEverything I know About SEX, DRUGS and ROCK \u0026amp; 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Self-adhesive paper not included\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg class=\"wp-image-1638\" src=\"https:\/\/trixiepixgraphics.files.wordpress.com\/2019\/03\/blank_book.jpg?w=1114\" alt=\"\" data-attachment-id=\"1638\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/trixiepixgraphics.wordpress.com\/blank_book\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/trixiepixgraphics.files.wordpress.com\/2019\/03\/blank_book.jpg?w=1114\" data-orig-size=\"257,249\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{\" aperture=\"\" data-image-title=\"blank_book\" data-image-description=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/trixiepixgraphics.files.wordpress.com\/2019\/03\/blank_book.jpg?w=1114?w=257\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/trixiepixgraphics.files.wordpress.com\/2019\/03\/blank_book.jpg?w=1114?w=257\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize is roughly 3.75 inches wide, and about 6.5 inches tall (like a regular paperback). About 300 pages. 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That’s it! \u003cimg class=\"wp-image-1640\" src=\"https:\/\/trixiepixgraphics.files.wordpress.com\/2019\/03\/silver_book_finished.gif?w=1114\" alt=\"\" data-attachment-id=\"1640\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/trixiepixgraphics.wordpress.com\/silver_book_finished\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/trixiepixgraphics.files.wordpress.com\/2019\/03\/silver_book_finished.gif?w=1114\" data-orig-size=\"432,329\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{\" aperture=\"\" data-image-title=\"silver_book_finished\" data-image-description=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/trixiepixgraphics.files.wordpress.com\/2019\/03\/silver_book_finished.gif?w=1114?w=300\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/trixiepixgraphics.files.wordpress.com\/2019\/03\/silver_book_finished.gif?w=1114?w=432\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStock No. FB-09 Questions? 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Cover Graphics May Vary Slightly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSize is roughly 3.75 inches wide, and about 6.5 inches tall (like a regular paperback). Thickness is +- 5\/8 inches. This is a standard-size paperback book, professionally crafted.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll pages are BLANK.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eOnly the cover graphic is shown above. Go \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/trixiepixgraphics.com\/bush-book\/\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eHERE\u003c\/a\u003e to see an example of a finished book.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eUpdate 10-2004: Guess what—There are no stockpiles of WMD in Iraq. Hans Blix has been vindicated! 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Leave it on her doorstep.\u003cbr\u003eSend to her parents (by mistake). For her birthday?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"has-small-font-size\"\u003eHow in \u003cem\u003ethe heck\u003c\/em\u003e did we ever come up with an idea like this? Are we \u003cem\u003einsane\u003c\/em\u003e?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"has-small-font-size\"\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/trixiepixgraphics.wordpress.com\/fake-gift-boxes\/\"\u003eSkip the Cheesy Story and Go to the Product\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"has-small-font-size\"\u003eRegrettably, no, we’re not quite…..certifiable yet. 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Instead, this guy, the owner of TrixiePixGraphics, (we’ll call him “Bob”), had to pay several hundred dollars to have $5500 in “ones” delivered by armored truck from a bank in a nearby larger city which did have that much currency on hand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"has-small-font-size\"\u003eMuch to Bob’s chagrin, however, even $5500 in $1s, packed neatly into a large shipping carton, wasn’t all that impressive. So Bob and friends stayed up half the night removing the stacks from their money-bands, and individually crumpling each and every bill. \u003cem\u003eNow\u003c\/em\u003e it looked like a bunch of money.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"has-small-font-size\"\u003eBob’s friend was living in Alaska at the time. Bob assumed he lived in a house or an apartment—whatever. So Bob insured the crate of loot for $5500 and shipped it off to Alaska, secure in the knowledge that his friend would get a chuckle out of the joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"has-small-font-size\"\u003eWhat Bob hadn’t counted on, however, was that his friend lived in a hand-built log cabin seven miles by foot-trail from the nearest postal station, which was nothing more than an 8 by 25 foot travel trailer, far out in the bush of rural Alaska. About once a month Bob’s friend loaded his rifle for bears and made the four hour trek to the post office to see if anyone had written him a note.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"has-small-font-size\"\u003eAs luck would have it, Bob’s friend arrived at the postal trailer on the first of the month. The first of any month in rural Alaska is a big day, as most government subsidy checks arrive by bush plane for all the indigenous people’s of rural Alaska. This was a typical first of the month—the trailer was jammed with patrons wanting their checks, and the line extended several hundred yards back down the trail. Many very rural Alaskans are “frugal”. They live on a few thousand or even a few hundred bucks a year, and money is always tight. On the first of every month, however, the population \u003cem\u003eindulges\u003c\/em\u003e— in anything and everything. The drinking begins immediately, and lasts, for many, until the money is gone. The Alaska bush harbors some odd fellows and gals, and it’s not uncommon that by the evening of the first, the backwoods is rockin’.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"has-small-font-size\"\u003eFinally, just before dark, Bob’s friend managed to get his turn at the General-Delivery counter in the tiny trailer. The postal clerk handed him a largish carton. Bob’s friend was perplexed. 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Some of the more determined tried to hack their ways through the roof with hatchets, but to no avail—Bob’s friend poked them with sticks whenever an opening in the shingles appeared. And one of the group had found a rusty timberjack somewhere, and was busily trying to insert it between the logs of the cabin, so as to thereby gain unwelcome entry and have a talk with Bob’s friend on more equal terms. But Bob’s friend dissuaded them from this activity as well.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"has-small-font-size\"\u003eAt daybreak the unruly mob gave up. All except an old Aleut woman and a child—surely her grandson. The woman was convinced that violence was not the answer to gaining access to Bob’s friend’s funds. So she set up camp and spent another 24 hours singing to Bob’s friend, non-stop—some high, sour, wailing native song, screached out like dry fingernails dragged across a blackboard. Bob’s friend said she just finally went away. 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