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Fake Newspaper Article EIFFEL TOWER CLONE FINALLY COMPLETED IN SEATTLE
FakeNewspapers.comThe Eiffel Tower? In Seattle? Really? One of our favs... We know of folks (Seattlites!) being "kept going" for as long as six weeks. Many ask arou...
View full detailsFake Newspaper Article DOCTORS VOW TO STUDY BIZARRE CASE
FakeNewspapers.comMamma Told You They'd Get What Was Coming to Them Brown Nosers. Who Needs 'Em.Every office has one. Or two. Pick the worst one, then buy 'em a g...
View full detailsFake Newspaper Article CROP CIRCLES IN A FIELD NEAR YOU
FakeNewspapers.comWanna Get Rid of the Kids, the Inlaws, Your Spouse......? Well, you can't get rid of 'em FOREVER--- But you can ditch 'emfor an afternoon with n...
View full detailsFake Newspaper Article CROCODILE FOUND IN SEATTLE SEWER
FakeNewspapers.comThis One Works Anywhere Playing on the old "Alligators in the Sewer" brand of local legends, few of which were ever true, we just expanded on the ...
View full detailsFake Newspaper Article CAR COVERED WITH "WHITE
FakeNewspapers.comFORTEAN Blobs. You've heard of 'em, Right? We feel a little sheepish about posting this one. That's because we like to think of ourselves as creat...
View full detailsFake Newspaper Article CAKE FIRE CLAIMS LOCAL HOME
FakeNewspapers.comThose Pesky Cake Fires. Birthdays Oughta Be Illegal. Over 143,000 people are burned alive every year by their birthday cakes. Not really. But we'...
View full detailsFake Newspaper Article BUSH CALLS TO WISH LOCAL MAN HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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Happy Birthday! The Perfect Birthday Gift. This piece is written to be pretty generic and "middle of the road". It's easy to modify however, and...
View full detailsFake Newspaper Article BLIMP "LANDS" ON MONORAIL
FakeNewspapers.comA (Pizza Company) Promotion-- Article Text Below, Feel free to copy and make changes to the story you submit to us. Advertising Blimp Crashe...
View full detailsFake Newspaper Article BIZARRE SEA CREATURE CAUGHT
FakeNewspapers.com20,000 LEAGUES UNDER THE POND... You feel good. You feel strong. Article Text Below, Feel free to copy and make changes to the story you submit ...
View full detailsFake Newspaper Article BIGGEST SURF IN 40 YEARS HITS WASHINGTON COAST
FakeNewspapers.comSurf Bums Get All the Gurls Thirty foot curlers in Washington State or New York Harbor? Naw... But if it's in print, it must be true. See how l...
View full detailsFake Newspaper Article BIGGEST JACKPOT IN NATIONAL POWERBALL LOTTO
FakeNewspapers.comThere Has to be Someone You Want to Make Jealous This has been one of our most popular clippings. People have sent these to their ex's, to their b...
View full detailsFake Newspaper Article BEAR FINDS WAY TO FIFE
FakeNewspapers.comThis Makes for Fun Around the Office Leave it where the secretaries will find it. We know people who've had the entire company going for months....
View full detailsFake Newspaper Article BEAR FINDS WAY TO DOWNTOWN SEATTLE
FakeNewspapers.comAlotta Danged Bears Downtown Another "Bear Downtown" theme. We generally inset a small, square picture of the client, and mention that he/she wa...
View full detailsFake Newspaper Article BEAR FINDS WAY TO DOWNTOWN
FakeNewspapers.comThis Bear Gets Around... Your Apartment Building Goes HERE. Article Text Below, Feel free to copy and make changes to the story you submit to us....
View full detailsFake Newspaper Article BASE JUMPER APPREHENDED
FakeNewspapers.comBASE JUMPERS HIT DOWNTOWN Another chance for you to be a handsome or beautiful and famous daredevil. Well, we can guarantee the famous part, any...
View full detailsFake Newspaper Article "SIGNIFICANT" METEOR SHOWER HEADED FOR US
FakeNewspapers.comOnly Seconds Left to Live....Order these unaltered and cheap.Or let us wipe your neighborhoodoff the face of the Earth...Better yet---let us flatte...
View full detailsFake Newspaper Article "ORGAN HARVESTERS" STRIKE AGAIN
FakeNewspapers.comOrgan Harvesters in a Theater Near YOU Organ Harvesters.We've all heard the rumors.Are they real or not?Who cares.Leave a few of these around the n...
View full detailsFake Newspaper Article "OCCUPY" THE COUNTRY OF YOUR CHOICE!
FakeNewspapers.comGot friends or relatives overseas? Wanna ring their bell? Just tell us the country you want "occupied".We'll do the rest. We'll create the map a...
View full detailsFake Newspaper Article WAREHOUSE EMPLOYEE AWARDED "NICEST EMPLOYEE"
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Caution: Use Only for the Nicest, Sweetest People There are a few people in the world who deserve the kindest words. There may not be an abundan...
View full detailsFake Newspaper Article LOCAL MAN CLAIMS WORLD RECORD BALL OF PUBIC HAIR
FakeNewspapers.comLargest Ball of Pubic Hair in the World (Man fights Guinness for record listing) Need to roast a friend, boss, co-worker, politician?If this do...
View full detailsFake Newspaper Article "ORGANISMS" ON MARS ROCK ARE LIFE---BUT NOT FROM MARS
FakeNewspapers.comA Practical Joke Designed to Make Your Boss as Famous as He Deserves to Be A little humiliation is good for the soul? And wouldn't you like to see...
View full detailsFake Newspaper Article VIAGRA CLAIMS LOCAL MAN
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Viagra. Miracle Cure or Dangerous Drug? Send this to your relatives in Iowa. Poor Bob. You'll miss him. Article Text Below, Feel free to copy an...
View full detailsFake Newspaper Article SEATTLE MONORAIL JUMPS TRACK
FakeNewspapers.comThe Horror... The Horror..... Scare Your Friends. Impress Your Girl. Send Us Your Picture.. Article Text Below, Feel free to copy and make ch...
View full detailsFake Newspaper Article QUAKE FLATTENS SEATTLE
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Seattle Collapses Under Strain of Quake Well......maybe it wasn't quite that bad...... (We can annihilate your city too) Article Text Below, Fee...
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