Pre-Written Funny Newspapers

Bah, Humbug You gotta be a little warped to enjoy this. Since we're a lot warped, we think it's funny as heck. If you're sick of shameless Christm...

DELTA AIRLINES GETS GREEDY!  Article Text Below, Feel free to copy and make changes to the story you submit to us.   DELTA AIRLINES TODAY ANNOUNCED...

Want to Make a Point?   It's "the Nineties". Oops---It's even later than that. Employees are working more for less. Job security's a myth. The per...

Killer Deer Kicks Ass (he'll hate this; his hunting buddies will love it) This actually happened to someone we know. --Someone we know very, very ...

Just what, exactly, DOES eBay allow? Hint: They don't even know themselves...  We have friends of all colors. We're not even sure what color we ar...

You Know We Had to Do a UFO Piece We didn't want to succumb to considerable pressures to do a cheesy UFO piece. But we were finally told that it's...

Traffic Advisory Signs in County Get Hacked   This is one of the most fun pieces we offer. The story can be changed to anything you like---or re...

It's the End of the World. Again.Scare the Girls at Work. Unfortunately, this is another true story. Well.....sort of.The "Desktop Black Hole" is ...

Some Would Say This is Cruel and Unusual Punishment... Naw.....they deserve it. Now, we're not "stock prudes". We've made a few bucks in the marke...

Seattle Collapses Under Strain of Quake #2   Same story as Fake/Joke Newspaper Article C-71; Different Photo......   (Let us annihilate your city ...

Space Cows... There must be something on that rock, right?     Article Text Below, Feel free to copy and make changes to the story you submit to u...

Got a Company Roast Coming Up?  This piece has been requested for years. We resisted. Our customers insisted.So don't blame us.   Article Text Bel...

Men from Mars. There are So Many! We all know about the "Face on Mars". Well, now there are two. Believe it or not, no one even questions this. Fo...

Mo' Bad Boy Bikers A good one to impress those scaredy-cat weenies at the local biker bar. Boys or girls, young or old; we'll write it either way....

Mirror, Mirror on the Wall...       There's not a woman alive who wouldn't enjoy receiving this. She'll get enough copies to allow one or two to "...

What a Rocket... Got an old car or motorcycle buff for a friend?Drive 'em absolutely crazy when they get this in the mail.   Article Text Below, F...

"The Sky is Falling! The Sky is Falling!" cried Chicken Little   This one scares us. Here's the scoop. You'll be amazed at how many people go for ...

Golden Girls Prostitution Ring Okay, okay. We didn't write this. Well, maybe we did, but....our hearts weren't in it.   Article Text Below, Feel f...

Got a Pilot Friend? This Bud's for You. No pilot would order this piece for themselves. You have to do it for 'em. Then pin it on the bulletin boa...

Over-Exposed AGAIN! More Nakedness. What can we say. We only give the public what they want.   Article Text Below, Feel free to copy and make chan...

Osama / Usama bin Laden. The Cowardly Puke. We ran a survey for awhile. It asked which instrument the reader would use if they stumbled across bin...

Hey! It's YOUR Bureaucracy at Work. Love it or Leave it.  Bureaucracy? Bureaucracy! Don't Even Get Us Started.   Article Text Below, Feel free to ...

Want Relief? Get Vaccinated Against WIMMEN (or men)      We can be vaccinated against DISEASES, right?Ever look at that word: Disease? DIS--EASE.W...

Smart Bombs Hit Backyard in Denver We have no comment on this piece. Ahem.   Article Text Below, Feel free to copy and make changes to the story y...

Mystery Rods. For You and for Me. Get mileage out of this for years, seeing how many will bite on the story. (Most everyone will, especially if or...

So. You saw a bright light. Two Hours are missing. And the X-ray shows..... Well, you know the story. Send this to those pesky cousins in Alberta....

This One's a "Get Out of Jail Free" Card. Cheap at Twice the Price. For the longest time we didn't know what the appeal of this piece was. It's be...

KNOW SOMEONE WITH THEIR HEAD UP THEIR ASS?   Know a guy who has his head firmly stuck up his ass? Of course you do. We all know a few. Send 'em th...

Skirting the Edges of Good Taste.   We didn't want to include this article. We lobbied against it. We whined, cajoled,complained---but in the end, ...

Goat Molester. The Horror. The horror. This is probably our hottest sicko piece in the risqué section..Perfect for circulation in the office on yo...

Murder and Mayhem  We were asked if there was a way to help an angry woman vent her marital frustrations.  We're told this lady's man behaved like...

Make Yer Sister Cry Know those girls who're just a little too stuck-up? Want to send 'em a message? This'll do the trick and not hurt their feelin...

One of Our Mother's Day Offerings     This is one of our Mother's Day offerings. Let's see....Mother's Day is in November, right? Ah....plenty of ...

You Got a Beer Bottle Stuck WHERE?   Your friend got a beer bottle stuck in his butt? Hey! It happens!    Article Text Below, Feel free to copy and...

Great White Hunter Kills Deer with Bare Hands      1. Present to bartender.2. Collect beer. Good for a free beer anytime, anywhere.   Article Text ...

Slacker? Slacker? Who's a Slacker?    We all know a slacker---or two. Give 'em the gift of love. Let 'em know they're noticed. Show 'em how much yo...