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Fake Newspaper Article SANTA CLAUS AND FOUR REINDEER SLAIN

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Bah, Humbug You gotta be a little warped to enjoy this. Since we're a lot warped, we think it's funny as heck. If you're sick of shameless Christm...

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Fake Newspaper Article Delta Airlines Gets Greedy!

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DELTA AIRLINES GETS GREEDY!  Article Text Below, Feel free to copy and make changes to the story you submit to us.   DELTA AIRLINES TODAY ANNOUNCED...

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Fake Newspaper NEW TOILET FACILITIES INSTALLED AT LOCAL WAREHOUSE

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Want to Make a Point?   It's "the Nineties". Oops---It's even later than that. Employees are working more for less. Job security's a myth. The per...

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Fake Newspaper Article WHEN GOOD ANIMALS GO BAD

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Killer Deer Kicks Ass (he'll hate this; his hunting buddies will love it) This actually happened to someone we know. --Someone we know very, very ...

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Fake Newspaper Article WASHINGTON'S GRAND WIZARD FOR SEVEN YEARS GOES PUBLIC

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Just what, exactly, DOES eBay allow? Hint: They don't even know themselves...  We have friends of all colors. We're not even sure what color we ar...

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Fake Newspaper Article UNIDENTIFIED OBJECT OVER CITY

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You Know We Had to Do a UFO Piece We didn't want to succumb to considerable pressures to do a cheesy UFO piece. But we were finally told that it's...

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Fake Newspaper Article TRAFFIC ADVISORY SIGNS HACKED

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Traffic Advisory Signs in County Get Hacked   This is one of the most fun pieces we offer. The story can be changed to anything you like---or re...

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Fake Newspaper Article TINY BLACK HOLE ARTIFICIALLY CREATED FOR RESEARCH

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It's the End of the World. Again.Scare the Girls at Work. Unfortunately, this is another true story. Well.....sort of.The "Desktop Black Hole" is ...

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Fake Newspaper Article STOCKS SLUMP; EMERGENCY ACTIONS INVOKED

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Some Would Say This is Cruel and Unusual Punishment... Naw.....they deserve it. Now, we're not "stock prudes". We've made a few bucks in the marke...

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Fake Newspaper Article STATE UNDER "STATE OF EMERGENCY"

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Seattle Collapses Under Strain of Quake #2   Same story as Fake/Joke Newspaper Article C-71; Different Photo......   (Let us annihilate your city ...

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Fake Newspaper Article SPACE COWS

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Space Cows... There must be something on that rock, right?     Article Text Below, Feel free to copy and make changes to the story you submit to u...

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Fake Newspaper Article SMALLEST MALE ORGAN IN THE WORLD (G RATED)

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Got a Company Roast Coming Up?  This piece has been requested for years. We resisted. Our customers insisted.So don't blame us.   Article Text Bel...

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Fake Newspaper Article SECOND FACE DISCOVERED ON MARS SURFACE?

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Men from Mars. There are So Many! We all know about the "Face on Mars". Well, now there are two. Believe it or not, no one even questions this. Fo...

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Fake Newspaper Article SEATTLE MAN ARRESTED AFTER MONORAIL STUNT

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Mo' Bad Boy Bikers A good one to impress those scaredy-cat weenies at the local biker bar. Boys or girls, young or old; we'll write it either way....

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Fake Newspaper Article SEATTLE HAIRDRESSER WINS 'MISS WESTERN WASHINGTON'

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Mirror, Mirror on the Wall...       There's not a woman alive who wouldn't enjoy receiving this. She'll get enough copies to allow one or two to "...

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Fake Newspaper Article RESTORED NAZI WAR BIKE

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What a Rocket... Got an old car or motorcycle buff for a friend?Drive 'em absolutely crazy when they get this in the mail.   Article Text Below, F...

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Fake Newspaper Article RECENT ASTRONOMICAL ALIGNMENTS ALTER MOON'S ORBIT

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"The Sky is Falling! The Sky is Falling!" cried Chicken Little   This one scares us. Here's the scoop. You'll be amazed at how many people go for ...

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Fake Newspaper Article PROSTITUTION STING NETS 8

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Golden Girls Prostitution Ring Okay, okay. We didn't write this. Well, maybe we did, but....our hearts weren't in it.   Article Text Below, Feel f...

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Fake Newspaper Article PRIVATE PLANE CRASHES NEAR INDUSTRIAL AREA

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Got a Pilot Friend? This Bud's for You. No pilot would order this piece for themselves. You have to do it for 'em. Then pin it on the bulletin boa...

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Fake Newspaper Article OVER-EXPOSED AGAIN!

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Over-Exposed AGAIN! More Nakedness. What can we say. We only give the public what they want.   Article Text Below, Feel free to copy and make chan...

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Fake Newspaper Article OSAMA BIN LADEN CAPTURED

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Osama / Usama bin Laden. The Cowardly Puke. We ran a survey for awhile. It asked which instrument the reader would use if they stumbled across bin...

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Fake Newspaper Article NEW TRAFFIC LIGHTS ARRIVE AHEAD OF SCHEDULE

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Hey! It's YOUR Bureaucracy at Work. Love it or Leave it.  Bureaucracy? Bureaucracy! Don't Even Get Us Started.   Article Text Below, Feel free to ...

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Fake Newspaper Article NEW SERUM DUBBED "THE MARRIAGE VACCINE"

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Want Relief? Get Vaccinated Against WIMMEN (or men)      We can be vaccinated against DISEASES, right?Ever look at that word: Disease? DIS--EASE.W...

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Fake Newspaper Article NEW "SMART BOMBS" MAYBE NOT SO SMART

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Smart Bombs Hit Backyard in Denver We have no comment on this piece. Ahem.   Article Text Below, Feel free to copy and make changes to the story y...

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