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Fake Newspaper Article NEW "SMART BOMBS" MAYBE NOT SO SMART
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Fake Newspaper Article NEW TRAFFIC LIGHTS ARRIVE AHEAD OF SCHEDULE
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Fake Newspaper Article OSAMA BIN LADEN CAPTURED
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Fake Newspaper Article OVER-EXPOSED AGAIN!
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Fake Newspaper Article PACIFIC BRIDGE PROGRESS AHEAD OF SCHEDULE
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Fake Newspaper Article PRIVATE PLANE CRASHES NEAR INDUSTRIAL AREA
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Fake Newspaper Article PROSTITUTION STING NETS 8
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Fake Newspaper Article QUAKE FLATTENS SEATTLE
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Fake Newspaper Article RECENT ASTRONOMICAL ALIGNMENTS ALTER MOON'S ORBIT
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Fake Newspaper Article SEATTLE MAN ARRESTED AFTER MONORAIL STUNT
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Fake Newspaper Article SMALLEST MALE ORGAN IN THE WORLD (G RATED)
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Fake Newspaper Article SPACE COWS
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Fake Newspaper Article TRAFFIC ADVISORY SIGNS HACKED
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Fake Newspaper Article WAREHOUSE EMPLOYEE AWARDED "NICEST EMPLOYEE"
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Fake Newspaper Article WASHINGTON'S GRAND WIZARD FOR SEVEN YEARS GOES PUBLIC
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Fake Newspaper Article WHEN GOOD ANIMALS GO BAD
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Fake Newspaper NEW TOILET FACILITIES INSTALLED AT LOCAL WAREHOUSE
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FB-01 Everything I Know By George Bush
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FB-02 Everything I Know By Saddam Hussein
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FB-04 Everything I Know By John Ashcroft
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FB-06 Compendium of Positive Achievements of Saddam Hussein
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FB-07 Hans Blix, Weapons Inspector
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FB-08 Bush: Everything I Know About Failure
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FB-09 Really (really) TOTALLY Blank Book (make your own cover)
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FB-09 US Gov Publication: Tax Relief & Economic Recovery
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FB-12 Bill Clinton — My Life — Finally in Paperback
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FC-07 Fake Marriage Certificate
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FC-08 Fake Marriage Certificate
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FC-09 Fake Marriage Certificate
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