ADD THESE FAKE CANS TO YOUR ESSENTIALS
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It may be hard to believe at first, but these fake cans are a huge necessity for you to survive the next 365 days. Imagine having them on top of your fridge, cupboard or cabinet, and seeing them when you arrive from a long, dreary day - it'll bring you into a subtle chuckle for sure! What a brilliant way to finish your day vibrantly! Give it as a birthday party for your best buddy and be prepared for heaps of laughter and Thank You's afterwards, and get to have that satisfying feeling of being extremely appreciated, for such a simple act of "kindness"! Does your coworker continually harass you? Why not send him a can of Pig's Eyes, Poodle's Ribs or Kittens Ovaries! He'll never get over with two nightmarish things: the actual, so-called presents that he received, and who the hell sent them?! Let his mind go haywire! Such a simple and straightforward way to take vengeance, while you are “sitting pretty:”. He will later realize that he's not invincible, and that karma is a b*atch that's not gonna spare him...
Humor is contagious! Place these fake cans on your office desk and let your bosses and colleagues snicker as they ask about it, and get amused all while laughing on how shocking, disgusting and inventive your fake cans are. This is yet another remarkable way to change your typical workday into a time of laughter and fun!
With how stressful our daily life gets, having the fake cans from FakeNewspapers will surely make your days brighter, leading you to a more positive and successful 2016!