FB-03 EVERYTHING I KNOW BY GEORGE BUSH
FB-03 EVERYTHING I KNOW BY GEORGE BUSH $29.99
BUSH FINANCE GEORGE BUSH GAG GIFT GEORGE W. BUSH GRINCH Item Number FB-03 We sort of like him, and wouldn’t mind seeing him serve another sentence — er, TERM. But we find ourselves wondering about his economic foresight of late. Does he have any at all? Even if you like him, it’s still OK to have some fun at his expense. In fact, it’s a law.
FB-05 Good Deeds Of Saddam Hussein
FB-05 Good Deeds Of Saddam Hussein $29.99
GOOD DEEDS OF SADDAM HUSSEIN Saddam accomplished a few decent things in his life…..right? Right? Cover Graphics May Vary Slightly. Size is roughly 3.75 inches wide, and about 6.5 inches tall (like a regular paperback). Thickness is +- 5/8 inches. This is a standard-size paperback book, professionally crafted.All pages are BLANK. Only the cover graphic is shown above.Item Number — FB-05
FB-04 Everything I Know By John Ashcroft
FB-04 Everything I Know By John Ashcroft $29.99
JOHN ASHCROFT Tough Guy Item Number — FB-04 Okay. Let’s be realistic. 2003. We’re at war. Some really stupid individuals are doing their best to take from us a way of life that’s quite a bit better than their way of life. It’s serious, and serious steps need to be taken to protect us. Some toes are going to get stepped on—some rights bruised. But it’s survival time, and shit happens. The problem is that some of us are going too damned far. Cover Graphics May Vary Slightly. Size is roughly 3.75 inches wide, and about 6.5 inches tall (like a regular paperback). Thickness is +- 5/8 inches. This is a standard-size paperback book, professionally crafted.All pages are BLANK. Only the cover graphic is shown above.  If you want the BIGGEST laugh at your next political bull session, whip this baby out. You’ll be awarded the “Grand Poobah” for political incorrectness and Sahara-dry satirical humor. Hey—political satire is still legal, isn’t it?
FB-02 Everything I Know By Saddam Hussein
FB-02 Everything I Know By Saddam Hussein $29.99
SADDAM HUSSEIN If you hate his guts, and who doesn’t, you have to respect him for all the entertainment value he provides you.
FB-01 Everything I Know By George Bush
FB-01 Everything I Know By George Bush $29.99
GEORGE BUSH GAG GIFT GEORGE W. BUSHYA GOTTA LOVE ‘IM. RIGHT? Item number — FB-01 If you hate his guts, you have to respect him for all the entertainment value he provides you. If you voted for the guy, you have to admit that he has uncanny knack for looking foolish. We sort of like him, and wouldn’t mind seeing him serve another sentence  — er, TERM. But it’s still OK to have some fun at his expense. In fact, it’s a law.
FB-07 Hans Blix, Weapons Inspector
FB-07 Hans Blix, Weapons Inspector $29.99
Hans blix mass destruction Hans Blix Weapons Inspector Item Number — FB-07 This guy seems to love the media attention; he acts as though Saddam is his bud; he seems to arrange the wording of his weapons inspection reports to glorify the smallest concessions by Iraq while glossing over their huge and glaring omissions–What the heck is up with this guy? Whose side is he on? Cover Graphics May Vary Slightly. Size is roughly 3.75 inches wide, and about 6.5 inches tall (like a regular paperback). Thickness is +- 5/8 inches. This is a standard-size paperback book, professionally crafted. All pages are BLANK. Only the cover graphic is shown above. Go HERE to see an example of a finished book. Update 10-2004: Guess what—There are no stockpiles of WMD in Iraq. Hans Blix has been vindicated! This Product is No Longer Available!
FB-12 Bill Clinton — My Life — Finally in Paperback FB-12 Bill Clinton — My Life — Finally in Paperback
FB-12 Bill Clinton — My Life — Finally... $29.99
Clinton My Life Paperback You thought the softcover would never come out!! Finally. MY LIFE By Bill Clintonin Paperback Item Number — FB-12 But it’s here, in living color…Be careful what you wish for. We read a dozen pages of the “real” Bill Clinton book (“My Life”). And we almost gagged. This guy still doesn’t get it! It occurs to us that Bill Clinton might have been the kind of guy we’d have liked as a friend. But he should never have been the Prez. In re-thinking that, however, we take it back. If Bill Clinton had merely been the guy who runs the hardware store down the street, he’d be ruining marriages by boinking the help, his wife would have doctored the books and screwed the employees out of their benefits, and both of them would have lied until they were tripping over their noses. Bill and company would be just another neighborhood disgrace. Instead, Billy-Bob’s a National Disgrace. We just wish the guy wasn’t so damned likable. So here’s to ya, William! This is the book you should have written.  My Life By Bill Clinton Cover Graphics May Vary Slightly. Paperback size. About 300 pages. This is a standard-size paperback book, professionally crafted.  My Life By Bill Clinton We wanted to help Bill out with this product. Consequently, a few of the pages say what Billy might have said, if he had a frigging spine. But he doesn’t, so we said it for him. We also wanted to be sure the entire content of the book reflected the most basic and poignant issues of Bill’s life. We accomplished that. Random Page Views — About 300 pages total Views on BillViews on Bill 2Views on Bill 3Views On Bill 4Views On Bill 5Views On Bill 6Views On Bill 7Views On Bill 8Views On Bill 9Views On Bill 10Views On Bill 11Views on Bill 12 FB-12 My Life Review by Kerry Marsala Note: This product, like many on this website, will never sell in enough volume to warrant mass-production. Each item is painstakingly manufactured by hand at the time the order is placed.
FB-09 US Gov Publication: Tax Relief & Economic Recovery FB-09 US Gov Publication: Tax Relief & Economic Recovery
FB-09 US Gov Publication: Tax Relief & Economic... $29.99
Got Tax Blues? Join the Club! But Our FearlessLeaders Have a Plan,and it’s Revealed inthis New GovernmentPublication. Maybe. Item Number — FB-09 This year’s tax burden hit many of us harder than expected. How can this be when the administration says it’s been reducing taxes to stimulate the economy? We’re not sure. But we do know our government has a plan, and here it is, in paperback edition. Tax Releif and Economic Recovery Tax Releif and Economic Recovery Cover Graphics May Vary Slightly. Size is roughly 3.75 inches wide, and about 6.5 inches tall (like a regular paperback). Thickness is +- 5/8 inches. This is a standard-size paperback book, professionally crafted.All pages are BLANK. If you want the BIGGEST laugh at your next political bull session, whip this baby out. You’ll be awarded the “Grand Poobah” for political incorrectness and Sahara-dry satirical humor. FB-09
FB-08 Bush: Everything I Know About Failure
FB-08 Bush: Everything I Know About Failure $29.99
Bush Failure Item Number — FB-08 George W. BushThe Man Cover Graphics May Vary Slightly. Size is roughly 3.75 inches wide, and about 6.5 inches tall (like a regular paperback). Thickness is +- 5/8 inches. This is a standard-size paperback book, professionally crafted. All pages are BLANK. Only the cover graphic is shown above. Go HERE to see an example of a finished book. FB-08
FB-06 Compendium of Positive Achievements of Saddam Hussein
FB-06 Compendium of Positive Achievements of Saddam Hussein $29.99
Saddam Hussein Saddam has done a few decent things in his life.....right? Item Number --- FB-06     Cover Graphics May Vary Slightly. Size is roughly 3.75 inches wide, and about 6.5 inches tall (like a regular paperback). Thickness is +- 5/8 inches. This is a standard-size paperback book, professionally crafted. All pages are BLANK. Only the cover graphic is shown above. FB-06