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Shooting TargetsPersonalize with the Image of Your Choice TARGETS MEASURE ABOUT 24 X 27 INCHES. PRINTED ON WHITE POSTER PAPER.SUPPLY ANY IMAGE. WE'LL CUT IT OUT AND PUT YOUR IMAGE UNDER THE TARGET RINGS.PRICE FOR FIRST TARGET IS $22.95. BILL CLINTON, RICHARD NIXON, PAT PAULSEN, MARTHA STEWART, PEE WEE HERMAN, OSAMA BIN LADEN, THAT SADDAM GUY, YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW, YOUR TEACHER (OOPS, WASN'T THAT POLITICALLY INCORRECT!), YOUR EX, YOUR EX'S POODLE, YOUR EX'S CAT (OUR FAVORITE), YOUR LANDLORD, THAT "SPECIAL CO-WORKER", UNCLE BOB, UNCLE BOB'S FERRET, THE NEIGHBORHOOD CHILD MOLESTER, THE PUNK WHO RACES UP AND DOWN YOUR STREET VISITING HIS GIRLFRIEND, THE POSSIBILITIES ARE UNLIMITED. WE MIGHT SUGGEST YOU MAIL ONE TO SOMEONE WHO'S BEEN GIVING YOU A PARTICULARLY HARD TIME! CAN BE USED AS A TARGET FOR PISTOL, HANDGUN, RIFLE, SHOTGUN, AIR GUN, BB GUN, PELLET GUN, DARTS, BLOW-GUN, PAINTBALL, SLINGSHOT, LONG BOW, CROSS-BOW, PUMPKIN CANNON (PUMPKIN CHUCKER), RPG, LASER, CATAPULT, POTATO GUN, WATER BALLOON LAUNCHER, ETC. WE'LL CUT OUT THE IMAGE OF YOUR CHOICE (REMOVE ALL BACKGROUND AND SURROUNDING STUFF) AND COMPOSITE THE IMAGE INTO THE TARGET BEHIND THE RINGS (AS SHOWN IN THE EXAMPLES BELOW). SORRY, THE IMAGES BELOW ARE NOT AVAILABLE FOR SALE. NO COPYRIGHTED OR TRADEMARKED IMAGES, PLEASE.  VOLUME DISCOUNTS, QUANTITIES:   $22.95 (ONE TARGET)

Giant Crossword Puzzle Party Giant Crossword Business Giant Crossword Lunch Room Giant Crossword Birthday Giant Crossword Christmas Giant Crossword Holiday Giant Crossword Anything you can think of! Choose either dry-erase or permanent print.Giant Crosswords for parties, events, advertising gimmicks... Post a Giant Crossword in your lunch area.Giant Crosswords make great wall posters forany waiting room where customers or patients are bored. Choose your own words and clues! Make your puzzle theme-based to bring attention toproduct lines, safety requirements, medical hygiene issues... Above puzzle demonstrates how tightly the words tend to pack, and how large the squares tend to be using a clue list of approximately 20 words. Media size roughly 40 x 54. Above puzzle demonstrates how tightly the words tend to pack, and how largethe squares tend to be using a clue list of approximately 50 words. Media size roughly 40 x 54. Above puzzle demonstrates how tightly the words tend to pack, and how largethe squares tend to be using a clue list of approximately 140 words. Media size roughly 40 x 54. Puzzles are approximately 42 x 54 inches. During the payment process select media (dry-erase or poster paper). We suggest a minimum of 20 words, and a maximum of, say, 200. Note that the more words you use, the tighter the puzzle will be packed, with more intersecting words and smaller squares. Fewer words will result in fewer cross-connected words, and larger square sizes. See examples above. Plain-Jane or COOL? What does this mean? "Plain-Jane" puzzle, or a "Creative" puzzle. Plain-Jane: In the "Plain-Jane" version, the grids appear as shown above, with the background blocks being plain old black, and the letter blocks being plain old white. No "artistic" touches are applied to the image whatsoever. It's a traditional crossword. Creative: If you choose "Creative" for your puzzle type, then we get to have fun. No two "creative-style" puzzles are alike. They may look something like one of the samples shown below, or they may look nothing like any of the samples shown below. The "Plain-Jane" style is a KNOWN. You can see, above, exactly what you're getting. No surprises. No risk. The "Creative" style involves risk. You might not like what we create! Or you might love it, and consider it a treasured art piece. Well, maybe not. But you can only be sure of one thing if you choose to grant us "Creative" license: It will be DIFFERENT.   Above and below: Samples of "Creative-Style" puzzles -- no two are ever alike  Your completed puzzle will be in the format shown below (either a "Plain-Jane" or a "Creative" style). We print you the puzzle, a clue sheet and an answer sheet.   "Creative Style" Sample "Plain-Jane Style" Sample How do I make the clues and answers? Type them into the form at the top. Type the Clue first then a comma, then a space, and then the answer. Just like this: PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, OBAMA CAPITAL OF CALIFORNIA, SACREMENTO The clue is first, then the comma, a space and then the answer. Please type each clue and answer on a separate line, just like the example in blue.You can put in as many as you like. The minimum to create a puzzle is about 15 and the maximum is about 250. NOTE: Poster paper puzzles may only be used once (unless you plan to complete them in pencil or some other erasable marker). Puzzles printed on dry-erase media may be completed over and over, pretty-much forever. We accept MasterCard and VISA, etc.."Giant Crossword Puzzles" generally leave our printer within 2-3 day and can be delivered the same week you order them. Please contact us first to verify delivery date.

OLD WEST "WANTED POSTERS" ARE $29.95AND MEASURE ROUGHLY 13.5 X 19 INCHES EACH YOU RECEIVE THREE 3 IDENTICAL PERSONALIZED POSTERS POSTERS ARE PRINTED IN STRIPS OF THREE AS SHOWN.THE STRIP MEASURES ROUGHLY 36" WIDE BY 19" TALL.   THIS POSTER WAS DESIGNED PRIMARILY FOR THE ROASTING OF FRIENDS---PUT A FEW UP AT THEIR LOCAL WATERING HOLE, AT THE BIRTHDAY BASH, OR ON THE BULLETIN BOARD AT WORK. PERHAPS THERE'S ROOM ON THE CORKBOARD AT THE LOCAL SUPERMARKET. YOU JUST NEVER KNOW WHAT OPPORTUNITIES WILL PRESENT THEMSELVES. SIMPLY FILL IN THE CATEGORIES YOU WANT TO USE AND SUBMIT IT. YOU MAY USE ANY DATA YOU WISH---YOU CAN BE SERIOUS, OR SILLY (AS IN THE ABOVE EXAMPLE). YOU SHOULD ALSO ATTACH A PICTURE OF YOUR VICTIM ER.... SUBJECT. POSTERS ARE PRINTED ON HEAVY POSTER PAPER, AND ARE SHIPPED IN A ROLL TUBE, NEVER FOLDED. LARGER SIZES, UP TO 42 BY 100 INCHES EACH, ARE AVAILABLE BY SPECIAL REQUEST.

Fake "Wanted Posters" are $29.95 and Measure Roughly 13.5 x 19 Inches Each    You Receive Three (3) Identical Personalized Posters Posters are printed in strips of three as shown.The strip measures roughly 42" wide by 19 " tall. This poster was designed primarily for the roasting of friends---put a few up at their local watering hole, at the birthday bash, or on the bulletin board at work. Perhaps there's room on the corkboard at the local supermarket. You just never know what opportunities will present themselves. Simply fill in the categories you want to use and submit it. You may use any data you wish---you can be serious, or silly (as in the above example). You should also attach a picture of your victim er.....subject. Posters are printed on heavy poster paper, and are shipped in a roll tube, never folded. Larger sizes, up to 42 by 100 inches each, are available by special request.

Item Number — FC-35 Employers: Be kind to the people who drive you nuts MAKE YOU RICH….Employees: Boss won’t pat you on the back? Congratulate yourselves! Employee of the Week Poster Or“Jerk of the Day”“Savior of the Minute”“Skunk of the Month” Employee of the Month, Mechanic of the Month, Programmer of the Month,Secretary of the Month, Girlfriend of the Month, Husband of the Month,Waitress of the Day, Driver of the Week, Dufus of the Hour, Idiot ofthe Millennium, Practitioner of the Moment, Brainiac of the Nanosecond You get to:Choose the border. Supply your company name.Choose the label (BLANK of the Month)(employee, programmer, secretary, etc.)Leave the time field blank or specify (Employee of the BLANK) (day, week, etc.)Leave the winner’s name field blank or have us print it permanently. We know that “we” work twice as hard any time we receive a compliment. Every company needs a way to reward the troops Choose your border to fit just about any situation:   Acorns  Ants  Apples  Army Men  Baseballs  Bell Peppers  Billiard Balls  Black Beans  Broken Glass  Butter Cookies  Butterscotch  Buttons  Candies  Candy Canes  Candycorn  Cat Food  Charcoal  Chattering Teeth  Chocolate Chip Cookies  Clay Stars  Clothes Pins  Coffee Beans  Cookies  Crayons  Cream Roses  Dark Ivy  Dog Treats  Donuts  Eggs  Fall Leaves  Firecrackers  Fish  Floppy Disks  Frangipani Mixed  Frangipani Pink  French Fries  Fruity Cereal  Garlic  Golf Balls  Greenbeans  Gumballs  Gummi Bears  Gummi Worms  Holly  Hot Peppers  Hula Girls  Impatiens Pink  Impatiens White  International Coins  Jelly Beans  Lemon Nut Cookies  Lemons   Lima Beans  Limes  Little Rubber Aliens  Lollipops  Macaroni  Marbles  Matches  Mixed Hardware  Mixed Nuts  Mushrooms  Oat Cereal  Old Keys  Oranges  Packing Peanuts  Pasta Shells  Peach Roses  Peaches  Peanuts Shelled  Pebbles  Penne Pasta  Philodendron  Philodendron Variegated  Pills  Pine Cones  Pink Roses  Pinto Beans  Plastic Monkeys  Playing Cards  Popcorn  Pretzels  Pushpins  Rawhide Bones  Red Hearts  Rocks  Rose Petals  Sand Dollars  Seashells  Split Peas  Starfish  Strawberries  Teacookies  Teeth  Tennis Balls  Tiboschina  Tickets  Tin Hearts  Tomatoes  Tortilla Chips  Umbrella Plant  Us Coins  Vegetable Vines  White Daisies All borders that aren’t shown as an image are printed as in the examples below About 24 x 17 inches   Dry-Erase media is flexible, tends to lay flat, is extremely glossy, and lasts “about” one thousand years.(It’s very tough stuff) Write on it with “Marks-a-Lot” dry-erase pen available at any drug store in many colors.  We accept MasterCard and VISA, etc..“Employee of the Month” generally ships within 1-2 days.What our customers say about us. Certificates and Other Kinds of Things What kind of dry-erase pen or marker should I use? There are dozens, if not hundreds, of dry-erase markers available in every drug store and office supply depot. Most fall into two categories: (1) Slightly more durable, harder to erase(2) Less durable, very easy to erase The “Sanford” brand dry erase markers are designed in such a way as to not easily brush off if someone accidentally touches the board with a piece of clothing. Many dry-erase removal products are on the market — the Sanford brand pens and markers generally require the use of one of these products for complete removal. Isopropyl alcohol will also remove Sanford brand markers (be careful not to let alcohol or any other fluid come in contact with the back side of the media). Most commercial dry-erase removal products are alcohol-based. Remember, alcohol is FLAMMABLE (it’s used as fuel in dragsters). Keep away from flames and heat sources! Marks-a-Lot dry-erase markers (by Avery) can be removed with any soft cloth — no remover required. We suggest using only this type of marker. $27.95Ships in a Heavy Poster Tube Item Number — FC-35

WE GOT TIRED OF BUYING A NEW CALENDAR EVERY YEAR. HALF THE TIME WE FORGOT TO GET ONE. MAYBE IT WAS MARCH BEFORE WE FOUND ONE WE LIKED. NO ONE COULD AGREE ON THE PICTURE, EVEN WHEN IT CHANGED EVERY FOUR WEEKS. WE WERE ALWAYS TRYING TO FIND ENOUGH SPACE TO JOT NOTES AND NUMBERS ON THE THINGS, AND AFTER WE'D CROSSED OUT A DOZEN SCRATCHINGS THE CALENDAR STARTED LOOKING LIKE WE'D SCROUNGED IT OUT OF THE DUMPSTER. THEY WERE NEVER BIG ENOUGH, EITHER, AND ON TOP OF ALL THIS, THEY WERE TOO DAMNED EXPENSIVE. SO WE SOLVED THE PROBLEM. Dry-Erase, Never-Ending,Universal Calendars NEED A 2059 CALENDAR? YOU WILL! (WE HOPE) TRY A CALENDAR THAT'S ALSO GOOD FOR 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013---WELL, YOU GET THE IDEA. LASTS VIRTUALLY FOREVER.JOT NOTES AND NUMBERS, THEN WIPE THEM OFF. MAKE YOUR OWN "PICTURE OF THE MONTH". PLENTY OR ROOM FOR APPOINTMENTS AND MEMOS.STICK IT ON THE WALL ONCE AND FORGET IT. FOREVER. THE COMPANY NAME MAY BE PERSONALIZED, OF COURSE. We accept MasterCard and VISA, etc.."Dry-Erase Never-Ending Universal Calendar" Generally leaves our printer within 1-3 days.

Make Deadbeats Pay withGIANT INVOICESAbsolutely, Positively Get Their Attention Item Number FC-28View Next Item  Giant Invoices are $35.95 & Measure32″ x 42″ InchesPrinted on Heavy Poster Media. Personalized Giant InvoicesItem Number — FC-28   We do accept checks (even giant ones), money orders,cashier’s checks, MasterCard and VISA, etc.. “Giant Invoice” generally ship within 1-2 days.What our customers say about us. Larger Sizes Available by Special Order More Gags Item Number — FC-28

Office Pools. What can’t you have a pool for? Dry-Erase Office Pool Poster 24 x 14 inches — extremely hi-gloss dry erase media.May be backlit or just pinned to a wall. Item Number — FC-32 Personalize This Poster Roast ’em in style…. Actual design may vary slightly What the heck is this?Most people know how an “office pool” works, but for those who don’t, it goes like this: Let’s say your co-worker is P.G. (that’s ’50’s talk for pregnant). You have a “pool” to predict when she’ll deliver. Fill in the “data” slots with the days of the month (or the weeks of her term), and whoever wants to be part of the pool scribbles their name (in dry-erase felt pen) under the “names” heading. Each person picks a day when they think Ol’ Jenny’ll blow—oops, we mean, give birth. Generally, everyone chips a dollar (or a dime) into the fund, and who ever wins, gets the loot. If it’s a tie, they split it (or fight over it and sue each other, whatever). You can scribble a crude graph onto a hunk of paper, but it’s, well, it’s crude. This product is printed on dry-erase media, measuring 24 inches wide by 14 inches high. It’s extremely glossy stuff—probably more glossy than glass. Any old dry-erase pen will work on it, and any drug store has them in a variety of colors. We’ve found that most felt pens work as well, but be careful you don’t use one that doesn’t wipe off. The dry-erase pens wipe clean with any tissue. You can personalize this pool sheet with a main heading (e.g. “The Bob Smith Pool”, and a sub-heading (e.g. “When Will Bob be Fired?”) And you can send a photo of your victim—er, we mean, you FRIEND or WELL LIKED CO-WORKER. Or you can upload your company logo, a picture of your dog’s butt, a picture of your butt, it doesn’t really matter. If you don’t upload anything we’ll stick some sort of generic design there, like a flower or a bug. On the form you can tell us to place the red circle with a slash through it over the face of your victim—er, we mean WELL LIKED CO-WORKER. Or not. You might title your pool sheet as we did in the example (“The Bob Smith Pool Sheet; When Will Bob be Fired”). Or, you might ask when Bob will get a raise, or when Bob might SHOW UP FOR WORK (great for the office slacker—they’ll usually sometimes get the message). You might hold a pool to try to predict when Bob will “get lucky” (in his work, ahem). Or when Judy will finally get P.G. Or what year cranky old Alex is going to retire. Or how many months it will be before Irene finally gets nailed and goes to prison for embezzlement. Or, for that matter, how many months before Irene gets nailed. In grade school our classrooms had pools for the World Series (the winners got ice cream). Who’s going to make the biggest ass / fool out of themselves at the Christmas party this year? Who’s going to be the first one to get caught BOPPING BETTY. Of course you don’t have to come right out and label your sheet the “BOPPING BETTY POOL”. You can be tricky, and just call it “The Betty Pool”. It’ll drive her nuts trying to figure out what you’re betting on. Think that jackass Mr. Beasen down in personnel might finally have a heart attack and DIE? Sponsor the “Mr. Beason Pool”. No one but YOU GUYS has to know what it’s for. You wouldn’t call it the “DEATH TO MR. BEASON POOL”. Just call it the “Mr. Beason Pool”. Secretive. Like that. When, exactly, do you think the scurrilous little squirrels and mentats down in accounting will drive your company to bankruptcy? List off the years. Could be sooner than you think, and the winner will be happy to have the hundred bucks from winning the pool, when your company’s paychecks bounce (by the way, it’s customary for the sponsor of the pool to skim 15% off the top—don’t feel bad for doing this.) When will Travis Jerkoff get sued for sexual harassment? Next month? Three months from now? No cheating—  Post a pool for your Little League team, for a Scouting competition, for the Presidency of the United States. How long before Dianna Dumps Dirty Derrick? Won’t be long. She’s a smart girl. When will bin Laden be caught and castrated? Hussein? Peewee Herman? President Bush? When will we see the second coming of Elvis? What will the DOW be on December 23rd? How many times this month will Fran be late for work? If you have lots of little schemes and intrigues going on, don’t personalize the sheet at all. Leave the picture area and title areas blank, then scratch in your own pool titles on the fly. This stuff (dry-erase media) has a half-life of about a thousand years. It’s nearly indestructible. Have fun. What kind of dry-erase pen or marker should I use? There are dozens, if not hundreds, of dry-erase markers available in every drug store and office supply depot. Most fall into two categories: (1) Slightly more durable, harder to erase(2) Less durable, very easy to erase The “Sanford” brand dry erase markers are designed in such a way as to not easily brush off if someone accidentally touches the board with a piece of clothing. Many dry-erase removal products are on the market — the Sanford brand pens and markers generally require the use of one of these products for complete removal. Isopropyl alcohol will also remove Sanford brand markers (be careful not to let alcohol or any other fluid come in contact with the back side of the media). Most commercial dry-erase removal products are alcohol-based. Remember, alcohol is FLAMMABLE (it’s used as fuel in dragsters). Keep away from flames and heat sources! Marks-a-Lot dry-erase markers (by Avery) can be removed with any soft cloth — no remover required. We suggest using only this type of marker. We accept MasterCard and VISA, etc..“Office Pool” generally ships within 1-2 days. What our customers say about us. Certificates and Other Kinds of Things $29.95 Item Number — FC-32