Full Size Newspaper Measure 13 X 23 inches Full Size is a regular newspaper, but cut in half.  Quantity 1 comes with 2 copies. Quantity 2 comes with 4 copies. How do I order? 1: Look through the sample photos and choose a template. (please note the names of the templates do not print on your newspaper, they are there for reference only)  2: Fill in the forms with your information. 3: Click Add to Cart. Done! You know how hard it is to find a TRULY unique gift. Well, now you've found one. Representing some of the finest, most outrageous entertainment you'll ever find for pocket change. You do NOT have to supply your photo, but it's better if you can (same price either way). The backs of each article are covered in generic, unrelated story text to complete the look and feel of perfect authenticity. Keep these for years in scrapbooks and picture albums. Send them to relatives, friends, co-workers, soon-to-be ex-friends and various and assorted victims! A Common Question: Will you edit or fix my mistakes? No. We don't anymore. In most cases, when we corrected someone's spelling, punctuation or grammar while setting up the template to print, we received a nasty email back from the customer a week later, explaining that "Grammmy" really was spelled with three M's in THEIR part of the country, or that they left that comma out on purpose, or that Billy Ray was one word, not two, or that "nuclear" was actually spelled nucluler" in eastern Florida, etc. You simply MUST proof-read your story before submitting it, and have a friend or relative proof-read it as well. Twice. Or more.  But what if something you send us doesn't make sense? Won't we certainly correct it THEN? About a third of the stories that are sent to us, make no sense to us! They make perfect sense to the customer---but not to us. Usually it's some "inside joke", the meaning of which we're not privy to and will never know. We print what you submit. Exactly. Period. Please note: This product page is written for those who wish to write their own newspaper story or article from scratch. If you submit your story from this page, your story will not automatically feature ANY image or picture, unless you supply them. You must supply your own image or picture from this page. If, on the other hand, you want to use the image that is featured with one of our pre-written stories, you must submit your article from that product page. To browse our pre-written stories, which come with their own images or pictures, please start from our home page and choose the category of story you're looking for. Thank you... If you want to write your story from scratch:  Depending on which size you choose, you may also fill in such things as the newspaper name, the newspaper headline, the article title, the article date, and a bunch of other stuff. Most customers send a photo of the event they're describing, and also a photo of the individual (victim) they are writing about. This would be inset onto the main photo (we do that for you). Many folks choose not to use any photo at all. It's entirely up to you. If you decide to use one of our pre-written stories:  You need to figure out which one you're going to use. You should start at our home page (here) and begin browsing through the categories. When you've found the story you want to use, simply fill in the form, click the SUBMIT button and follow the prompts. You may use the complete text of the article you've ordered, or you may use bits and pieces of several of our pre-written stories (mix and match as you wish) to make one story. You may change our pre-written story in any way you desire. It's entirely up to you. We don't care what you write, or how you write it. We do not read your material in any case. You may send us a picture of your victim to be used as an inset on the main image, or you may elect not to send us any pictures. By default we use the same image that appears in the sample; you may add an inset of your victim or not. You should fill in any of the spaces you want us to use with the text of your choosing. If you don't want certain things to be used (like the date, or the location, etc.), type NONE in the box. That's all there is to it.  You do not "have" to use a story at all. Some people only want a headline (usually movie productions and playwrights). Some people only want a picture with no story, not even a headline. It's entirely up to you.  Whatever you provide, we'll print.  Whatever you don't provide, obviously won't be printed.  When we receive your order, we'll arrange everything onto one of our templates. Once it's all arranged, we print, and then notify you when it's been shipped. You may specify and pay for rush delivery.

Whole Size Newspaper Measure 23 X 27 inchesWhole Size is a regular newspaper, like you would buy at the store. Quantity 1 comes with 2 copies. Quantity 2 comes with 4 copies.How do I order?1: Look through the sample photos and choose a template. (please note the names of the templates do not print on your newspaper, they are there for reference only) 2: Fill in the forms with your information.3: Click Add to Cart.Done!You know how hard it is to find a TRULY unique gift. Well, now you've found one. Representing some of the finest, most outrageous entertainment you'll ever find for pocket change. You do NOT have to supply your photo, but it's better if you can (same price either way). The backs of each article are covered in generic, unrelated story text to complete the look and feel of perfect authenticity. Keep these for years in scrapbooks and picture albums. Send them to relatives, friends, co-workers, soon-to-be ex-friends and various and assorted victims!A Common Question:Will you edit or fix my mistakes?No. We don't anymore. In most cases, when we corrected someone's spelling, punctuation or grammar while setting up the template to print, we received a nasty email back from the customer a week later, explaining that "Grammmy" really was spelled with three M's in THEIR part of the country, or that they left that comma out on purpose, or that Billy Ray was one word, not two, or that "nuclear" was actually spelled nucluler" in eastern Florida, etc. You simply MUST proof-read your story before submitting it, and have a friend or relative proof-read it as well. Twice. Or more. But what if something you send us doesn't make sense? Won't we certainly correct it THEN? About a third of the stories that are sent to us, make no sense to us! They make perfect sense to the customer---but not to us. Usually it's some "inside joke", the meaning of which we're not privy to and will never know.We print what you submit. Exactly. Period.Please note:This product page is written for those who wish to write their own newspaper story or article from scratch. If you submit your story from this page, your story will not automatically feature ANY image or picture, unless you supply them. You must supply your own image or picture from this page. If, on the other hand, you want to use the image that is featured with one of our pre-written stories, you must submit your article from that product page.To browse our pre-written stories, which come with their own images or pictures, please start from our home page and choose the category of story you're looking for.Thank you...If you want to write your story from scratch: Depending on which size you choose, you may also fill in such things as the newspaper name, the newspaper headline, the article title, the article date, and a bunch of other stuff. Most customers send a photo of the event they're describing, and also a photo of the individual (victim) they are writing about. This would be inset onto the main photo (we do that for you). Many folks choose not to use any photo at all. It's entirely up to you.If you decide to use one of our pre-written stories: You need to figure out which one you're going to use. You should start at our home page (here) and begin browsing through the categories. When you've found the story you want to use, simply fill in the form, click the SUBMIT button and follow the prompts. You may use the complete text of the article you've ordered, or you may use bits and pieces of several of our pre-written stories (mix and match as you wish) to make one story. You may change our pre-written story in any way you desire. It's entirely up to you. We don't care what you write, or how you write it. We do not read your material in any case. You may send us a picture of your victim to be used as an inset on the main image, or you may elect not to send us any pictures. By default we use the same image that appears in the sample; you may add an inset of your victim or not. You should fill in any of the spaces you want us to use with the text of your choosing. If you don't want certain things to be used (like the date, or the location, etc.), type NONE in the box. That's all there is to it. You do not "have" to use a story at all. Some people only want a headline (usually movie productions and playwrights). Some people only want a picture with no story, not even a headline. It's entirely up to you. Whatever you provide, we'll print. Whatever you don't provide, obviously won't be printed. When we receive your order, we'll arrange everything onto one of our templates. Once it's all arranged, we print, and then notify you when it's been shipped.You may specify and pay for rush delivery.

Tabloid Size Newspapers Measure 13.5 H x 21.5 W   Quantity 1 comes with 2 copies. Quantity 2 comes with 4 copies.     You know how hard it is to find a TRULY unique gift. Well, now you've found one. Representing some of the finest, most outrageous entertainment you'll ever find for pocket change. You do NOT have to supply your photo (same price either way). The backs of each article are covered in generic, unrelated text to complete the look and feel of absolute authenticity. You'll keep these for years in scrapbooks and picture albums, you'll send them to relatives, friends, co-workers, ex-friends and victims!       A Common Question:   Will you edit or fix my mistakes?   No. We used to do that. We don't anymore. In about two cases out of five, when we corrected someone's spelling, punctuation or grammar while setting up the template to print, we'd receive a semi-nasty email back from the customer a week later, explaining that "Grammmy" really was spelled with three M's in THEIR family, or that they left that comma out on purpose, or that Billy Ray was one word, not two, that nefarious was actually spelled nefarius in eastern Florida, etc. etc. ad nauseam---and we'd end up having to send them a whole new order for free. So, no, we don't change or correct anything. We'd like to; it drives us crazy not to be able to; but we've learned the hard way to keep our mitts off the content of your story. That's why it's doubly and triply important for you to proof-read your story before submitting, and have a friend or relative proof-read it as well. Twice. But what if something you send us doesn't make sense. Won't we correct it then? About a third of the stories that are submitted to us, make no sense to us! They make perfect sense to the author---but not to us. Usually it's some "inside joke", the meaning of which we're not privy to. We cannot possibly be in the business of second-guessing the author's intentions in every instance that's unclear to us. We print what you supply. Period.   If you want to write your story from scratch: Depending on which size you choose, you may also fill in such things as the newspaper name, the newspaper headline, the article title, the article date, and a bunch of other stuff. Most people would send a photo of the event they are describing, and also a photo of the individual they're writing about. This would be inset onto the main photo (we do that for you). Many people choose not to use any photo at all. It's entirely up to you. If we receive a photo, we'll use it. If not, we won't! If you decide to use one of our pre-written stories: You need to figure out which one you're going to use. You should start at our home page (here) and begin browsing through the categories. When you've found the story you want to use, simply fill in the form, click the SUBMIT button and follow the prompts. You may use the complete text of the article you've ordered, or you may use bits and pieces of several of our pre-written stories to make one story. You may change our pre-written story in any way you desire. It's entirely up to you. We don't care what you write, or how you write it. We do not read your material in any case. You may send us a picture of your victim to be used as an inset on the main image, or you may elect not to send us any pictures. By default we use the same image that appears in the sample; you may add an inset of your victim or not. You should fill in any of the spaces you want us to use with the text of your choosing. If you don't want certain things to be used (like the date, or the location, etc.), type NONE in the box. That's all there is to it.You do not "have" to use a story at all. Some people only want a headline (usually movie companies and playwrights). Some people only want a picture with no story, not even a headline. It's entirely up to you. Whatever you provide, we'll print. Whatever you don't provide, obviously won't be printed. When we receive your order, we'll arrange everything onto one of our templates. Once it's all arranged, we print, and then notify you when it's been shipped. You'll receive your order a few days after that. You may specify and pay for rush delivery.

  Fill out the form and we will add it to your existing fake newspaper in your shopping cart.   A Common Question: Will you edit or fix my mistakes? No. We don't anymore. In most cases, when we corrected someone's spelling, punctuation or grammar while setting up the template to print, we received a nasty email back from the customer a week later, explaining that "Grammmy" really was spelled with three M's in THEIR part of the country, or that they left that comma out on purpose, or that Billy Ray was one word, not two, or that "nuclear" was actually spelled nucluler" in eastern Florida, etc. You simply MUST proof-read your story before submitting it, and have a friend or relative proof-read it as well. Twice. Or more.  But what if something you send us doesn't make sense? Won't we certainly correct it THEN? About a third of the stories that are sent to us, make no sense to us! They make perfect sense to the customer---but not to us. Usually it's some "inside joke", the meaning of which we're not privy to and will never know. We print what you submit.  Please note: This product page is written for those who wish to write their own newspaper story or article from scratch. If you submit your story from this page, your story will not automatically feature ANY image or picture, unless you supply them. You must supply your own image or picture from this page. If, on the other hand, you want to use the image that is featured with one of our pre-written stories, you must submit your article from that product page. To browse our pre-written stories, which come with their own images or pictures, please start from our home page and choose the category of story you're looking for. Thank you... If you want to write your story from scratch:  Depending on which size you choose, you may also fill in such things as the newspaper name, the newspaper headline, the article title, the article date, and a bunch of other stuff. Most customers send a photo of the event they're describing, and also a photo of the individual (victim) they are writing about. This would be inset onto the main photo (we do that for you). Many folks choose not to use any photo at all. It's entirely up to you.    

Poster Size Newspapers Measure 42 X 75 inches!Poster Size is just the front page, no back side.Quantity 1 comes with 1 copy. Quantity 2 comes with 2 copies.You know how hard it is to find a TRULY unique gift. Well, now you've found one. Representing some of the finest, most outrageous entertainment you'll ever find for pocket change. You do NOT have to supply your photo (same price either way). The backs of each article are covered in generic, unrelated text to complete the look and feel of absolute authenticity. You'll keep these for years in scrapbooks and picture albums, you'll send them to relatives, friends, co-workers, ex-friends and victims!A Common Question:Will you edit or fix my mistakes?No. We used to do that. We don't anymore. In about two cases out of five, when we corrected someone's spelling, punctuation or grammar while setting up the template to print, we'd receive a semi-nasty email back from the customer a week later, explaining that "Grammmy" really was spelled with three M's in THEIR family, or that they left that comma out on purpose, or that Billy Ray was one word, not two, that nefarious was actually spelled nefarius in eastern Florida, etc. etc. ad nauseam---and we'd end up having to send them a whole new order for free. So, no, we don't change or correct anything. We'd like to; it drives us crazy not to be able to; but we've learned the hard way to keep our mitts off the content of your story. That's why it's doubly and triply important for you to proof-read your story before submitting, and have a friend or relative proof-read it as well. Twice. But what if something you send us doesn't make sense. Won't we correct it then? About a third of the stories that are submitted to us, make no sense to us! They make perfect sense to the author---but not to us. Usually it's some "inside joke", the meaning of which we're not privy to. We cannot possibly be in the business of second-guessing the author's intentions in every instance that's unclear to us. We print what you supply. Period.Please note:This product page is designed for those who wish to write their own newspaper story or article from scratch. If you submit your story from this page, your story will not automatically feature ANY image or picture, unless you supply them. You must supply your own image or picture from this page. If, on the other hand, you want to use the image that is featured with one of our pre-written stories, you must submit your article from that product page.To browse our pre-written stories, which come with their own images or pictures, please start from our home page and choose the category of story you're looking for.Thank you...If you want to write your story from scratch: Depending on which size you choose, you may also fill in such things as the newspaper name, the newspaper headline, the article title, the article date, and a bunch of other stuff. Most people would send a photo of the event they are describing, and also a photo of the individual they're writing about. This would be inset onto the main photo (we do that for you). Many people choose not to use any photo at all. It's entirely up to you. If we receive a photo, we'll use it. If not, we won't!If you decide to use one of our pre-written stories: You need to figure out which one you're going to use. You should start at our home page (here) and begin browsing through the categories. When you've found the story you want to use, simply fill in the form, click the SUBMIT button and follow the prompts. You may use the complete text of the article you've ordered, or you may use bits and pieces of several of our pre-written stories to make one story. You may change our pre-written story in any way you desire. It's entirely up to you. We don't care what you write, or how you write it. We do not read your material in any case. You may send us a picture of your victim to be used as an inset on the main image, or you may elect not to send us any pictures. By default we use the same image that appears in the sample; you may add an inset of your victim or not. You should fill in any of the spaces you want us to use with the text of your choosing. If you don't want certain things to be used (like the date, or the location, etc.), type NONE in the box. That's all there is to it.You do not "have" to use a story at all. Some people only want a headline (usually movie companies and playwrights). Some people only want a picture with no story, not even a headline. It's entirely up to you. Whatever you provide, we'll print. Whatever you don't provide, obviously won't be printed. When we receive your order, we'll arrange everything onto one of our templates. Once it's all arranged, we print, and then notify you when it's been shipped. You'll receive your order a few days after that. You may specify and pay for rush delivery.