FakeNewspapers.com: The Original, the Legendary, the Slightly Too-Real Newspaper Factory
So, picture this: It’s the early 2000s. Flip phones ruled the world, Blockbuster was still a thing, and someone—some absolute genius—had the wild idea to start printing completely fake newspapers. Not little joke flyers. Not “The Onion” knock-offs. We’re talking actual newspapers with your wildest headlines splashed across the front. “Man Marries Cupcake”, "Worlds Biggest Ball of Pubes" kind of energy. That’s how FakeNewspapers.com was born.
Fast-forward twenty years (and about four printer breakdowns later), and this place is still cranking out the funniest, weirdest, most believable fake papers you’ve ever seen. Whether you want one copy to prank your best friend or five thousand copies to prank, well, a small town, they’ve got you covered. And yes, they really do print them. On actual newsprint. That weird-smelling paper that rubs off on your fingers and makes you feel like you’re in the 1940s.
Authentic.
They didn’t just pop up yesterday like all those new “AI-generated news” nonsense websites. Nope. FakeNewspapers.com has been around longer than TikTok, longer than Instagram, longer than the average attention span of a goldfish. Two decades of pure prank power. The kind of legacy that makes even your grandpa say, “Wait, they’re still around?”
And if you think this is just some basement operation, think again. Their fake headlines and props have shown up in actual movies and TV shows. Ever seen Resident Evil? Yup—zombie apocalypse, mayhem, and tucked in there, a newspaper from FakeNewspapers.com. That’s right. Even the undead read their stuff. They’ve also been featured on America’s Got Talent, which honestly feels like the least weird place a fake newspaper could end up. Hollywood can’t get enough of them—probably because their stuff looks so legit that half the time even the production crew forgets it’s fake.
Prices start at just $9.99, which, honestly, is insane. You can’t even get two gallons of gas or a Starbucks for that anymore. But you can get your own fake front page declaring “Local Man Wins Lifetime Supply of Penis Cream” or “Grandma burns down house with Birthday Cake fire.” The possibilities are endless and slightly concerning.
The best part? Everything’s customizable. You can choose your headline, your story, even your date. Want it to look like it’s from 1957? Done. Want to make it tomorrow’s edition of the “Daily Disaster”? Sure thing. You could literally rewrite history—and people have! Bachelor parties, movie props, gag gifts, inside jokes, fake retirements, fake arrests (yep, people actually do that)—they’ve seen it all.
NO ONE ONLINE has what FakeNewspapers.com has: 20 years of pure chaos, ink under the fingernails, and a long trail of laughter in their wake.
Real news is overrated anyway. Why make news when you can FAKE NEWS.