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Large Novelty Checks, Huge Checks, Giant Checks, Gag Checks, Contest Winner Checks, CorporateEvent Checks, Party Checks, Gigantic Checks, Humungous Checks, Fake Checks, Oversized Checks Make Your OwnGIANT CHECKSfrom scratch Please See https://www.fakenewspapers.com for ordering and updated product information. This Giant Check requires only that you fill in the blanks and supplyyour logo (optional). To see our complete line of Giant ContestWinner-type Checks click HERE  Item Number FCH-1122×42 inches Giant Checks on flexible dry-erase (FCH-11) *** If I provide the actual banking information from my checking account for the giant checks, how secure is this information? *** It’s exactly as secure as it is every other time you mail or hand someone or some company a check. You’re not providing any information to us that you don’t provide to anyone who receives one of your checks. Real Giant Checks Remember: You are responsible for your image. GIGO means Garbage In, Garbage Out. If you supply a poor quality logo image, it will print on your check(s) as a poor quality logo image! Ships in a ROLL TUBE Is ordering a giant check “SAFE”? It’s exactly as safe as paying someone by check. We do not ask you for any info that is not already printed on your check, nor will we ever do so. TrixiePixGraphics will never contact you in this regard. Are these checks actually cashable? Will the bank really honor them?Yes. Unless you use non-real numbers in the account and routing fields (e.g. 123456), or unless your bank manager / president is just a stink-butt. We’ve been advised of one (1) case, out of many thousands of giant checks sold and cashed at banks, in which the bank manager refused to process the check. The normal procedure is for the bank to duplicate the check data onto a special form (which all banks have) which can be processed through their machinery. It is the same form they use to process damaged / crumpled / torn checks of normal size. They will not usually keep your Giant Check. Assuming your check data is valid and there’s money in the account, you should get your loot on the spot. Most banks see it as something “fun”, and which promotes good will among its customers.Recently a local grade school held a competition in which each class competed to create the wackiest, most unusual check. The class to win the $25 prize wrote theirs on a watermelon. The bank cashed it without a hitch. A personal check is nothing more than a contract. As long as all the elements of the contract are present and legible, a personal check (which is essentially an IOU), may be (and has been) printed on a drink coaster, a t-shirt, someone’s bare back, someone’s bare front, a forearm, the sole of a foot, a baseball bat, a square of toilet paper (unused we presume), upon the actual bill that caused the check to be written, on a condom using a felt pen, and no doubt a thousand other media types that we’ve never heard of. In the case of a personal check which cannot physically go through the automated processing machinery, the bank will often issue a second document, of regular size and using the data from the gag check, and will process and cancel that. Giant gag checks can be used for fun, to pay off a long-standing debt to a friend, to make the last payment on a 200 year mortgage. Or to use as a birthday present (these make GREAT birthday presents), or to pay your horrendously large bar-tab. Giant gag checks also have nefarious uses. Pay your tax bill with one, for instance. You’ll probably get audited every year for the rest of your life, but even that can be entertaining. Use them to pay debts you really don’t think you owe, but which you’re stuck paying—like the repair bill on your car, your car registration, your electric bill, your rent, parking ticket fines… Since these are a legal document, the payee is hard-pressed to come up with a legitimate reason to refuse it. If they send it back, you’ll have proof that you tried to pay the bill, but the payee refused to accept it. Tell them to feel free to contact you at some point in the future when they are more interested in accepting your perfectly legal payment.  More Designs and Backgrounds Use these to pay your medical malpractice insurance. They’ll get the point. And they’re especially gratifying to use when paying a speeding ticket or other infraction. We use them, for instance, to pay for our office space. Just give it some thought—you’ll think of someone you want to notice you. Read More about using giant checks Giant Checks are laid out as shown above. We will not perform custom layout workIf our stock layouts won’t work for you, you may create your own from scratch. Click HERE Before you order please consider this:We receive orders all the time which are incomplete or which contain some element or special instruction which is unclear. Most of these are received as rush, Next Day Air orders, so we naturally try to process them quickly. But we cannot complete your order if we have a question and cannot reach you. Please, please, we beg you, check your email periodically for the first 12-24 hours or so after placing any order, but especially a rush order. Thank you!  Please See https://www.fakenewspapers.com for ordering and updated product information. What kind of dry-erase penor marker should I use? There are dozens, if not hundreds, of dry-erase markers available in every drug store and office supply depot. Most fall into two categories: (1) Slightly more durable, harder to erase(2) Less durable, very easy to erase The “Sanford” brand dry erase markers are designed in such a way as to not easily brush off if someone accidentally touches the board with a piece of clothing. Many dry-erase removal products are on the market — the Sanford brand pens and markers generally require the use of one of these products for complete removal. Isopropyl alcohol will also remove Sanford brand markers (be careful not to let alcohol or any other fluid come in contact with the back side of the media). Most commercial dry-erase removal products are alcohol-based. Remember, alcohol is FLAMMABLE (it’s used as fuel in dragsters). Keep away from flames and heat sources! Marks-a-Lot dry-erase markers (by Avery) can be removed with any soft cloth — no remover required. We suggest using only this marker.

Large Novelty Checks, Huge Checks, Giant Checks, Gag Checks, Contest Winner Checks, Corporate Event Checks, Party Checks, Gigantic Checks, Humungous Checks, Fake Checks, Oversized Checks GIANT CHECKS Please See https://www.fakenewspapers.com for ordering and updated product information. Not Customizable To see our complete line of Giant Contest Winner-type Checks click HERE Item Number FCH-17 14 x 28 inches Giant Checks on posterboard (FCH-17) Real Giant Checks

Large Novelty Checks, Huge Checks, Giant Checks, Gag Checks, Contest Winner Checks, Corporate Event Checks, Party Checks, Gigantic Checks, Humungous Checks, Fake Checks, Oversized Checks Make Your Own GIANT CHECKS from scratch CAUTION: This item requires that you supply your own complete image of a check. If you’d rather just fill in the blanks on one of our pre-made checks, please click HERE to go back to the giant checks main menu. Item Number FCH-3 14×28 inches Giant Checks on light, semi-stiff poster board (FCH-3) *** If I provide the actual banking information from my checking account for the giant checks, how secure is this information? *** It’s exactly as secure as it is every other time you mail or hand someone or some company a check. You’re not providing any information to us that you don’t provide to anyone who receives one of your checks. Real Giant Checks Now you can design your own Giant Checks exactly to suit your own needs and situation. Create your check any way you want it, using the software of your choice (Photoshop, MS Publisher, Illustrator, etc.), then save your work as a bitmap (.jpg) at the highest quality setting. Send us the file. That’s about it! Ships in a ROLL TUBE Item Number FCH-3 14×28 inches Giant Checks on light, semi-stiff poster board (FCH-3) Your image size should equal the size of the check you’re ordering Image submitted should be no less than 150 DPI at print size Remember: You are responsible for your image. GIGO means: Garbage In, Garbage Out. If you supply a poor quality image, it will print as a poor quality image!

Large Novelty Checks, Huge Checks, Giant Checks, Gag Checks, Contest Winner Checks, Corporate Event Checks, Party Checks, Gigantic Checks, Humungous Checks, Fake Checks, Oversized Checks Make Your Own GIANT CHECKS from scratch Please See https://www.fakenewspapers.com for ordering and updated product information. This Giant Check requires only that you fill in the blanks and supply your logo (optional). To see our complete line of Giant Contest Winner-type Checks click HERE Item Number FCH-10 14×28 inches Giant Checks on light, semi-stiff poster board (FCH-10) *** If I provide the actual banking information from my checking account for the giant checks, how secure is this information? *** It’s exactly as secure as it is every other time you mail or hand someone or some company a check. You’re not providing any information to us that you don’t provide to anyone who receives one of your checks. Real Giant Checks Remember: You are responsible for your image. If you supply a poor quality logo image, it will print on your check(s) as a poor quality logo image! Is ordering a giant check “SAFE”? It’s exactly as safe as paying someone by check. We do not ask you for any info that is not already printed on your check, nor will we ever do so. TrixiePixGraphics will never contact you in this regard. Are these checks actually cashable? Will the bank really honor them?Yes. Unless you use non-real numbers in the account and routing fields (e.g. 123456), or unless your bank manager / president is just a stink-butt. We’ve been advised of one (1) case, out of many thousands of giant checks sold and cashed at banks, in which the bank manager refused to process the check. The normal procedure is for the bank to duplicate the check data onto a special form (which all banks have) which can be processed through their machinery. It is the same form they use to process damaged / crumpled / torn checks of normal size. They will not usually keep your Giant Check. Assuming your check data is valid and there’s money in the account, you should get your loot on the spot. Most banks see it as something “fun”, and which promotes good will among its customers.Recently a local grade school held a competition in which each class competed to create the wackiest, most unusual check. The class to win the $25 prize wrote theirs on a watermelon. The bank cashed it without a hitch. A personal check is nothing more than a contract. As long as all the elements of the contract are present and legible, a personal check (which is essentially an IOU), may be (and has been) printed on a drink coaster, a t-shirt, someone’s bare back, someone’s bare front, a forearm, the sole of a foot, a baseball bat, a square of toilet paper (unused we presume), upon the actual bill that caused the check to be written, on a condom using a felt pen, and no doubt a thousand other media types that we’ve never heard of. In the case of a personal check which cannot physically go through the automated processing machinery, the bank will often issue a second document, of regular size and using the data from the gag check, and will process and cancel that. Giant gag checks can be used for fun, to pay off a long-standing debt to a friend, to make the last payment on a 200 year mortgage. Or to use as a birthday present (these make GREAT birthday presents), or to pay your horrendously large bar-tab. Giant gag checks also have nefarious uses. Pay your tax bill with one, for instance. You’ll probably get audited every year for the rest of your life, but even that can be entertaining. Use them to pay debts you really don’t think you owe, but which you’re stuck paying—like the repair bill on your car, your car registration, your electric bill, your rent, parking ticket fines… Since these are a legal document, the payee is hard-pressed to come up with a legitimate reason to refuse it. If they send it back, you’ll have proof that you tried to pay the bill, but the payee refused to accept it. Tell them to feel free to contact you at some point in the future when they are more interested in accepting your perfectly legal payment. Choose Color You’ll choose the color on the data form. These are the choices. Note: colors shown below may not accurately reflect the actual printed colors, depending on the setup of your monitor. More Designs and Backgrounds Use these to pay your medical malpractice insurance. They’ll get the point. And they’re especially gratifying to use when paying a speeding ticket or other infraction. We use them, for instance, to pay for our office space. Just give it some thought—you’ll think of someone you want to notice you. Read More about using giant checks Giant Checks are laid out as shown above. We will not perform custom layout work If our stock layouts won’t work for you, you may create your own from scratch. Before you order please consider this: We receive orders all the time which are incomplete or which contain some element or special instruction which is unclear. Most of these are received as rush, Next Day Air orders, so we naturally try to process them quickly. But we cannot complete your order if we have a question and cannot reach you. Please, please, we beg you, check your email periodically for the first 12-24 hours or so after placing any order, but especially a rush order. Thank you! Item Number FCH-10 14×28 inches Giant Checks on light, semi-stiff poster board (FCH-10)

Large Novelty Checks, Huge Checks, Giant Checks, Gag Checks, Contest Winner Checks, CorporateEvent Checks, Party Checks, Gigantic Checks, Humungous Checks, Fake Checks, Oversized Checks Make Your OwnGIANT CHECKSfrom scratch Please See https://www.fakenewspapers.com for ordering and updated product information. CAUTION: This item requires that you supply your own complete imageof a check. If you’d rather just fill in the blanks on one of our pre-madechecks, please click HERE to go back to the giant checks main menu. Item Number FCH-422×42 inches Giant Checks on flexible dry-erase (FCH-4) *** If I provide the actual banking information from my checking account for the giant checks, how secure is this information? *** It’s exactly as secure as it is every other time you mail or hand someone or some company a check. You’re not providing any information to us that you don’t provide to anyone who receives one of your checks. Real Giant Checks Now you can design your own Giant Checks exactly to suit your own needs and situation. Create your check any way you want it, using the software of your choice (Photoshop, MS Publisher, Illustrator, etc.), then save your work as a bitmap (.jpg) at the highest quality setting. Send us the file.That’s about it! Item Number FCH-422×42 inches Giant Checks on flexible dry-erase (FCH-4) Your image size should equal the size of the check you’re ordering Image submitted should be no less than 150 DPI at print size Remember: You are responsible for your image. GIGO means: Garbage In, Garbage Out. If you supply a poor quality image, it will print as a poor quality image! Please See https://www.fakenewspapers.com for ordering and updated product information. What kind of dry-erase penor marker should I use? There are dozens, if not hundreds, of dry-erase markers available in every drug store and office supply depot. Most fall into two categories: (1) Slightly more durable, harder to erase(2) Less durable, very easy to erase The “Sanford” brand dry erase markers are designed in such a way as to not easily brush off if someone accidentally touches the board with a piece of clothing. Many dry-erase removal products are on the market — the Sanford brand pens and markers generally require the use of one of these products for complete removal. Isopropyl alcohol will also remove Sanford brand markers (be careful not to let alcohol or any other fluid come in contact with the back side of the media). Most commercial dry-erase removal products are alcohol-based. Remember, alcohol is FLAMMABLE (it’s used as fuel in dragsters). Keep away from flames and heat sources! Marks-a-Lot dry-erase markers (by Avery) can be removed with any soft cloth — no remover required. We suggest using only this marker.

Large Novelty Checks, Huge Checks, Giant Checks, Gag Checks, Contest Winner Checks, CorporateEvent Checks, Party Checks, Gigantic Checks, Humungous Checks, Fake Checks, Oversized ChecksMake Your OwnGIANT CHECKSfrom scratch Please See https://www.fakenewspapers.com for ordering and updated product information. CAUTION: This item requires that you supply your own complete image of a check. If you’d rather just fill in the blanks on one of our pre-made checks, please click HERE to go back to the giant checks the main menu. Item Number FCH-122×42 inches Giant Checks on heavy poster paper (FCH-1) *** If I provide the actual banking information from my checking account for the giant checks, how secure is this information? *** It’s exactly as secure as it is every other time you mail or hand someone or some company a check. You’re not providing any information to us that you don’t provide to anyone who receives one of your checks. Real Giant Checks Item Number FCH-122×42 inches Giant Checks on heavy poster paper (FCH-1)Your image size should equal the size of the check you’re ordering Image submitted should be no less than 150 DPI at print size Ships in a ROLL TUBE PersonalizedReal Giant Checks“Giant Checks” generally ship within 1-2 days.