Fake Newspaper Article LOCAL MAN ARRESTED AGAIN FOR INDECENT EXPOSURE
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Security tape shows struggle between naked man and car-wash manager
Local Man Arrested Again for Indecent Exposure
"I just needed a shower!" claims man after stripping down in public car wash
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"It's gotten to be a crazy world," said Doug Moore. "I have no idea what prompted this guy to take his clothes off in my car wash. He kept saying he just wanted to take a shower. As far as I could tell he hadn't been drinking. It didn't seem like he was on drugs. He just wanted to take a shower in my car wash. I don't know what else to say."
Casey Jones admitted to taking his clothes off in the car wash, and also to an altercation that took place between himself and the business manager. But, he says, there were extenuating circumstances:
"I just needed a shower," Jones complained. "There wasn't anybody around. There weren't any customers. So what the hell? I was going to pay the guy. But then he had to come up and put his hands on me. Now I ask you, is that a healthy situation? A guy's all soaped up and naked in your car wash, and you think you can just walk up to him and put your hands on him? That guy's a (expletive) pervert. His hands were slippin' all over the place. You never know where a man's hands are going to end up in a situation like that. Know what I mean, Vern?"
The business manager has elected not to press trespass charges against Jones if Jones agrees not to press assault charges against him.
"We removed the man from the premises for everyone's good," said officer Paul Eaton. "He was cited for public indecency, but the car wash has refused to pursue a trespass complaint. We're quite familiar with Mr. Jones. We want to see him get some help."
Jones was cited and released after officers located his clothes under some nearby shrubbery, and he promised to keep them on, and to not trespass on the business's property again.
See City Struggles with Increase in Deviate Behavior Page E-6
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