Pre-Written Funny Newspapers

The Eiffel Tower? In Seattle? Really? One of our favs... We know of folks (Seattlites!) being "kept going" for as long as six weeks. Many ask arou...

Mamma Told You They'd Get What Was Coming to Them   Brown Nosers. Who Needs 'Em.Every office has one. Or two. Pick the worst one, then buy 'em a g...

Wanna Get Rid of the Kids, the Inlaws, Your Spouse......?   Well, you can't get rid of 'em FOREVER--- But you can ditch 'emfor an afternoon with n...

This One Works Anywhere Playing on the old "Alligators in the Sewer" brand of local legends, few of which were ever true, we just expanded on the ...

FORTEAN Blobs. You've heard of 'em, Right? We feel a little sheepish about posting this one. That's because we like to think of ourselves as creat...

Those Pesky Cake Fires. Birthdays Oughta Be Illegal.   Over 143,000 people are burned alive every year by their birthday cakes. Not really. But we'...

Happy Birthday! The Perfect Birthday Gift.   This piece is written to be pretty generic and "middle of the road". It's easy to modify however, and...

A (Pizza Company) Promotion--   Article Text Below, Feel free to copy and make changes to the story you submit to us.     Advertising Blimp Crashe...

20,000 LEAGUES UNDER THE POND... You feel good. You feel strong.   Article Text Below, Feel free to copy and make changes to the story you submit ...

Surf Bums Get All the Gurls     Thirty foot curlers in Washington State or New York Harbor? Naw... But if it's in print, it must be true. See how l...

There Has to be Someone You Want to Make Jealous  This has been one of our most popular clippings. People have sent these to their ex's, to their b...

This Makes for Fun Around the Office   Leave it where the secretaries will find it. We know people who've had the entire company going for months....

Alotta Danged Bears Downtown Another "Bear Downtown" theme. We generally inset a small, square picture of the client, and mention that he/she wa...

This Bear Gets Around...   Your Apartment Building Goes HERE. Article Text Below, Feel free to copy and make changes to the story you submit to us....

BASE JUMPERS HIT DOWNTOWN   Another chance for you to be a handsome or beautiful and famous daredevil. Well, we can guarantee the famous part, any...

Only Seconds Left to Live....Order these unaltered and cheap.Or let us wipe your neighborhoodoff the face of the Earth...Better yet---let us flatte...

Organ Harvesters in a Theater Near YOU Organ Harvesters.We've all heard the rumors.Are they real or not?Who cares.Leave a few of these around the n...

Got friends or relatives overseas? Wanna ring their bell?   Just tell us the country you want "occupied".We'll do the rest. We'll create the map a...

Caution: Use Only for the Nicest, Sweetest People   There are a few people in the world who deserve the kindest words. There may not be an abundan...

Largest Ball of Pubic Hair in the World (Man fights Guinness for record listing)    Need to roast a friend, boss, co-worker, politician?If this do...

A Practical Joke Designed to Make Your Boss as Famous as He Deserves to Be A little humiliation is good for the soul? And wouldn't you like to see...

Viagra. Miracle Cure or Dangerous Drug? Send this to your relatives in Iowa. Poor Bob. You'll miss him.   Article Text Below, Feel free to copy an...

The Horror... The Horror.....     Scare Your Friends. Impress Your Girl. Send Us Your Picture..   Article Text Below, Feel free to copy and make ch...

Seattle Collapses Under Strain of Quake Well......maybe it wasn't quite that bad...... (We can annihilate your city too)   Article Text Below, Fee...