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Fake Newspaper Article EIFFEL TOWER CLONE FINALLY COMPLETED IN SEATTLE

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The Eiffel Tower? In Seattle? Really? One of our favs... We know of folks (Seattlites!) being "kept going" for as long as six weeks. Many ask arou...

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Fake Newspaper Article DOCTORS VOW TO STUDY BIZARRE CASE

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Mamma Told You They'd Get What Was Coming to Them   Brown Nosers. Who Needs 'Em.Every office has one. Or two. Pick the worst one, then buy 'em a g...

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Fake Newspaper Article CROP CIRCLES IN A FIELD NEAR YOU

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Wanna Get Rid of the Kids, the Inlaws, Your Spouse......?   Well, you can't get rid of 'em FOREVER--- But you can ditch 'emfor an afternoon with n...

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Fake Newspaper Article CROCODILE FOUND IN SEATTLE SEWER

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This One Works Anywhere Playing on the old "Alligators in the Sewer" brand of local legends, few of which were ever true, we just expanded on the ...

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Fake Newspaper Article CAR COVERED WITH "WHITE

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FORTEAN Blobs. You've heard of 'em, Right? We feel a little sheepish about posting this one. That's because we like to think of ourselves as creat...

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Fake Newspaper Article CAKE FIRE CLAIMS LOCAL HOME

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Those Pesky Cake Fires. Birthdays Oughta Be Illegal.   Over 143,000 people are burned alive every year by their birthday cakes. Not really. But we'...

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Fake Newspaper Article BUSH CALLS TO WISH LOCAL MAN HAPPY BIRTHDAY

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Happy Birthday! The Perfect Birthday Gift.   This piece is written to be pretty generic and "middle of the road". It's easy to modify however, and...

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Fake Newspaper Article BLIMP "LANDS" ON MONORAIL

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A (Pizza Company) Promotion--   Article Text Below, Feel free to copy and make changes to the story you submit to us.     Advertising Blimp Crashe...

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Fake Newspaper Article BIZARRE SEA CREATURE CAUGHT

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20,000 LEAGUES UNDER THE POND... You feel good. You feel strong.   Article Text Below, Feel free to copy and make changes to the story you submit ...

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Fake Newspaper Article BIGGEST SURF IN 40 YEARS HITS WASHINGTON COAST

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Surf Bums Get All the Gurls     Thirty foot curlers in Washington State or New York Harbor? Naw... But if it's in print, it must be true. See how l...

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Fake Newspaper Article BIGGEST JACKPOT IN NATIONAL POWERBALL LOTTO

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There Has to be Someone You Want to Make Jealous  This has been one of our most popular clippings. People have sent these to their ex's, to their b...

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Fake Newspaper Article BEAR FINDS WAY TO FIFE

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This Makes for Fun Around the Office   Leave it where the secretaries will find it. We know people who've had the entire company going for months....

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Fake Newspaper Article BEAR FINDS WAY TO DOWNTOWN SEATTLE

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Alotta Danged Bears Downtown Another "Bear Downtown" theme. We generally inset a small, square picture of the client, and mention that he/she wa...

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Fake Newspaper Article BEAR FINDS WAY TO DOWNTOWN

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This Bear Gets Around...   Your Apartment Building Goes HERE. Article Text Below, Feel free to copy and make changes to the story you submit to us....

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Fake Newspaper Article BASE JUMPER APPREHENDED

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BASE JUMPERS HIT DOWNTOWN   Another chance for you to be a handsome or beautiful and famous daredevil. Well, we can guarantee the famous part, any...

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Fake Newspaper Article "SIGNIFICANT" METEOR SHOWER HEADED FOR US

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Only Seconds Left to Live....Order these unaltered and cheap.Or let us wipe your neighborhoodoff the face of the Earth...Better yet---let us flatte...

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Fake Newspaper Article "ORGAN HARVESTERS" STRIKE AGAIN

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Organ Harvesters in a Theater Near YOU Organ Harvesters.We've all heard the rumors.Are they real or not?Who cares.Leave a few of these around the n...

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Fake Newspaper Article "OCCUPY" THE COUNTRY OF YOUR CHOICE!

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Got friends or relatives overseas? Wanna ring their bell?   Just tell us the country you want "occupied".We'll do the rest. We'll create the map a...

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Fake Newspaper Article WAREHOUSE EMPLOYEE AWARDED "NICEST EMPLOYEE"

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Caution: Use Only for the Nicest, Sweetest People   There are a few people in the world who deserve the kindest words. There may not be an abundan...

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Fake Newspaper Article LOCAL MAN CLAIMS WORLD RECORD BALL OF PUBIC HAIR

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Largest Ball of Pubic Hair in the World (Man fights Guinness for record listing)    Need to roast a friend, boss, co-worker, politician?If this do...

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Fake Newspaper Article "ORGANISMS" ON MARS ROCK ARE LIFE---BUT NOT FROM MARS

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A Practical Joke Designed to Make Your Boss as Famous as He Deserves to Be A little humiliation is good for the soul? And wouldn't you like to see...

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Fake Newspaper Article VIAGRA CLAIMS LOCAL MAN

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Viagra. Miracle Cure or Dangerous Drug? Send this to your relatives in Iowa. Poor Bob. You'll miss him.   Article Text Below, Feel free to copy an...

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Fake Newspaper Article SEATTLE MONORAIL JUMPS TRACK

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The Horror... The Horror.....     Scare Your Friends. Impress Your Girl. Send Us Your Picture..   Article Text Below, Feel free to copy and make ch...

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Fake Newspaper Article QUAKE FLATTENS SEATTLE

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Seattle Collapses Under Strain of Quake Well......maybe it wasn't quite that bad...... (We can annihilate your city too)   Article Text Below, Fee...

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