Fake Certificate Of Knighthood

Did we all go to bed one night and wake up the next morning to find the world had gone INSANE?

Granted, the rank of Knight Bachelor doesn't demand much of the recipient, but still...

In olden days Royalty Knighted the strongest and the bravest because it wanted these guys on its side in case of war. Knights were called upon to be leaders in the defense of the Kingdom. Now you too can be a KNIGHT!!!

You get two copies,
personalized with your information,
printed on glossy paper.

For Entertainment Purposes Only