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 Your Cousin Needs to Tell His Storyfor the Betterment of Mankind..  Got a friend / cousin / co-worker / brother-in-law who's been bugging you? Bu...

Genetics, Schemetics  "HONEY, THERE'S SOMETHING I GOTTA TELL YA..." You were broke. It was Christmas Eve. The science department on campus offered...

Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh My  Local businesses visited by tall, handsome patron. Article Text Below, Feel free to copy and make changes to th...

Those Danged Bikers   Evel ain't got nothin' on you. Show 'em this to prove you hold the record. C'Mon girls. You can do this too. Article Text Be...

Aunt Mabel Can Use This as Documented Proof   Article Text Below, Feel free to copy and make changes to the story you submit to us.    X-Ray shows...

Sick. Really Sick. (by popular demand) Know a girl who's not as, well, discriminating as she oughta be when it comes to boyfriends? Have some fun ...

Fish Stories. But with Proof   A nice little fish story, for those who want to stir up trouble down at the local fisherman's hang. And who shouldn...

Did We Say We Love Doing Bear Clips?--       Nature is Wunderful...Let us drop this cuddly guy into the parking lot of your choice. Article Text Be...

Biker Does the Narrows Our very best favorite bad-boy-biker piece. The little insets give credibility to this otherwise un-credible article. We've...

"Doing Atkins" Get Thin. WAY Thin.     This is a gag about the "Atkins Diet", conceived of by Dr. Robert Atkins. This is a joke---but the diet is ...

Humiliate Anyone You Wish. In a GOOD way, of Course.    This selection is best used to roast your victim---just sprinkle a few articles around the ...

Largest Ball of Pubic Hair in the World (Man fights Guinness for record listing)    Need to roast a friend, boss, co-worker, politician?If this do...

What is it About Alien Anal Probes? Your brother-in-law has always secretly wanted one. Give him the gift that keeps on giving. (Remember to figur...

Slacker? Slacker? Who's a Slacker?    We all know a slacker---or two. Give 'em the gift of love. Let 'em know they're noticed. Show 'em how much yo...

Great White Hunter Kills Deer with Bare Hands      1. Present to bartender.2. Collect beer. Good for a free beer anytime, anywhere.   Article Text ...

You Got a Beer Bottle Stuck WHERE?   Your friend got a beer bottle stuck in his butt? Hey! It happens!    Article Text Below, Feel free to copy and...

One of Our Mother's Day Offerings     This is one of our Mother's Day offerings. Let's see....Mother's Day is in November, right? Ah....plenty of ...

Make Yer Sister Cry Know those girls who're just a little too stuck-up? Want to send 'em a message? This'll do the trick and not hurt their feelin...

Murder and Mayhem  We were asked if there was a way to help an angry woman vent her marital frustrations.  We're told this lady's man behaved like...

Goat Molester. The Horror. The horror. This is probably our hottest sicko piece in the risqué section..Perfect for circulation in the office on yo...

Skirting the Edges of Good Taste.   We didn't want to include this article. We lobbied against it. We whined, cajoled,complained---but in the end, ...

KNOW SOMEONE WITH THEIR HEAD UP THEIR ASS?   Know a guy who has his head firmly stuck up his ass? Of course you do. We all know a few. Send 'em th...

This One's a "Get Out of Jail Free" Card. Cheap at Twice the Price. For the longest time we didn't know what the appeal of this piece was. It's be...

So. You saw a bright light. Two Hours are missing. And the X-ray shows..... Well, you know the story. Send this to those pesky cousins in Alberta....