BKB-02 Personalized Blank Softcover Book (“Everything I Know” Series)
Generic Books “Everything I Know About ______ “The ORIGINAL Fake Blank Book — May be Personalized We Hate Copycats: Read More About This Item Item Number — BKB-02View Next Item Everything I Know About….(customizable blank books) This is the customizable version of our blank fake books. They’re about 300-350 blank pages. All of our “blank book series” are softcovers and can not be distinguished from trade paperbacks. 
Cover Graphics May Vary Slightly. Size is roughly 3.75 inches wide, and about 6.5 inches tall (like a regular paperback). About 300-350 pages. Although we are a hard-cover book binding company, we don’t offer this series in hard cover. We feel the paperback cover offers far more versatility, customization potential and class than a simple foil-stamped (or paper covered) hard cover, which is now offered by various copycat companies. We’ve watched some of these companies attempt to offer paperbacks, but the product they produced was embarassingly poor. It’s too bad that people and companies can’t come up with their OWN ideas and products, instead of leeching from others. We wonder what the copycats tell their children; worse, we wonder what they TEACH their children!. 
This is a standard-size paperback book, professionally crafted.All pages are BLANK. Only the cover graphic is shown above. Go HERE to see an example of a finished book.
Examples of creative titles:
Everything I know About MONEY (by Nancy Smith) (your wife)
Everything I know About SEX (by John Q. Doe) (your husband)
Everything I know About HOME REPAIR (by your man the geek)
Everything I know About GAMBLING (by Bob Jones) (right after his trip to Vegas)
Everything I know About AUTO REPAIR (by your boyfriend) (after he worked on your car)
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Everything I know About FLYING (after your friend landed gear-up at his home airport)
Everything I know About COOKING (after your mother-in-law’s disastrous dinner party)
Everything I know About DIPLOMACY (by YOU!) (after the fight you started the other night)
Everything I know About COMPUTERS (by the guy who supposedly fixed yours)
Everything I know About SOFTWARE PROGRAMMING (by Bill Gates) (oops)
Everything I know About SPOTTING SPEED TRAPS (after your hubby’s huge ticket)
Everything I know About ROMANCE (by your EX boyfriend)
Everything I know About FISHING (after your husband gets skunked)
Everything I know About DEFENSIVE DRIVING (after that fender-bender)
Everything I know About BRIDGE (by the losing club)
Everything I know About HUNTING (by, who else, your husband)
Everything I know About YACHTING (after that incident on the rocks)
Everything I know About SELF DEFENSE (after your boyfriend gets mugged)
Everything I know About HETEROSEXUAL RELATIONSHIPS (ahem)
Everything I know About WORKING HARD (for the slacker in your office)
Everything I know About GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT (by you know who)
Everything I know About LOGIC (by your stupid, STUPID boyfriend)
Everything I know About FORGIVENESS (by your stupid, STUPID boyfriend)
Everything I know About LOVE (by the jerk who dumped you)
Everything I know About PERSONAL HYGIENE (by the stinker at work)
Everything I know About HONESTY (by the stinker at work)
Everything I know About COMPETENCE and WORK ETHICS (by the stinker at work)
Everything I know About ABSTINENCE (by the your cousin the slut)
Everything I know About HONOR (by the stinker at work)
Everything I know About MONOGAMY (by you-know-who)
Everything I know About MEN (by your stupid girlfriend)
Everything I know About FOREPLAY (by your ham-fisted boyfriend)
Everything I know About FOOTBALL (after their team loses big)
Everything I know About GOLF (by your partner who cost you the tournament)
Everything I know About COMMITMENT (by your cheating ex)
Everything I know About DISCRETION (by the friend who spilled your secret)
Everything I know About MAKING BABIES (by your son-in-law with the low sperm count)
Everything I know About HARD WORK (by your lazy nephew)
Everything I know About FRIENDSHIP (by your turncoat ex-bud)
Everything I know About SAFE SEX (by your friend with the, uh, social disease)
Everything I know About STAYING FIT (by the fat slob who’s been harassing you)
Everything I know About THE LAW (by the judge who stupidly ruled against you)
Everything I know About BIRTH CONTROL (by your friend who’s pregnant AGAIN)
Everything I know About THE MATING HABITS OF THE INVISIBLE PERUVIAN IMP FISH
Everything I know About PASSION in MARRIAGE (by your frigid wife)
Everything I know About RELAXATION (by your workaholic mate, friend or relative)
Everything I know About DRINKING (by your coworker who barfed at the office party)
Everything I know About FASHION (by the worst-dressed person you know)
Everything I know About ANOREXIA (by the fat slob who’s been harassing you)
Everything I know About FAILURE (by the winner in your life)
Everything I know About INTELLIGENT THINKING (you know who it’s by)
Everything I know About SUCCESS (by the dismal failure in your life)
Everything I know About MANNERS & ETIQUETTE (by the slob in your life)
Everything I know About THE SOCIAL GRACES (by the social clod in your life)
Everything I know About COMPASSION (by your boss)
Everything I know About FINE DINING (by Ronald McDonald)
Everything I know About SKIING (by your friend who broke a leg)
Everything I know About DEALING DRUGS (by your cousin who got busted)
Everything I know About COVERT ASSASSINATIONS (by a really mild mannered friend)
Everything I know About LSD (by your 82 y/o grandmother)
Everything I know About SKYDIVING (by your 83 y/o grandfather)
Everything I know About SEXUAL BONDAGE & TORTURE (by the prude in your life)
Everything I know About THE HONOR ROLL (by the flunker in your life)
Everything I know About EDUCATION (by the high school dropout in your life)
Everything I know About QUANTUM PHYSICS (by just about anyone in your life)
Everything I know About THE MONASTERY (by your playboy friend)
Everything I know About POKER (by the guy you took for $1100 the other night)
Everything I know About BOWLING (for the gutter-ball King)
Everything I know About DEEP SEA DIVING (by your aunt who never learned to swim)
Everything I know About LOOSE WOMEN & BOOZE (by the minister with a sense of humor)
Everything I know About BRITNEY SPEARS’ BEHIND (for the teenager who lusts for Britney)
Everything I know About HONG KONG’S NIGHTLIFE (for your Puritan friend)
Everything I know About THE MUSTANG RANCH & BROTHEL (by another Puritan friend)
Everything I know About LIVING HEALTHY (by the upcoming triple bypass patient in your life)
Everything I know About MEDICINE (by the doctor in your life)
Everything I know About ALIEN ABDUCTIONS (by just about anyone)
Everything I know About TEENAGE GIRLS (by any teenage boy)
Everything I know About WILLPOWER (by the smoker in your life)
Everything I know About SOBRIETY (by the alcoholic in your life)
Everything I know About PEACEFUL CONFLICT RESOLUTION (by the bar brawler in your life)
Everything I know About ORGIES (by the virgin in your life)
Everything I know About FINE MUSIC (by the punk-rocker in your life)
Everything I know About GOOD CREDIT (by the slob who owes you money)
Everything I know About SKYDIVING (for the aunt afraid of heights)
Everything I know About SNIFFING GLUE (by the health nut in your life)
Everything I know About THE DEVIL (by the born-again in your life)
Everything I know About OPTIMISM (by the pessimist in your life)
Everything I know About POLYSULFIDE ADHESIVES (by just about anyone in your life)
Everything I know About OPULENT WEALTH (by just about anyone in your life)
Everything I know About SIMPLE HUMAN COURTESY (by the asshole in your life)
Everything I know About EVERYTHING (by the know-it-all in your life)
Everything I know About OVERCOMING ADVERSITY (by the incurable whiner)
Everything I know About REALITY (by a ditzy airhead)
Everything I know About HOLDING MY LIQUOR (by the office-party slut)
Everything I know About GOOD TASTE (by the social terrorist in your life)
Everything I know About ANIMAL RIGHTS (by the shameless carnivore in your life)
Everything I know About THE GOLDEN RULE (by the jackass in your life)
Everything I know About THE SECOND COMMANDMENT (by the sailor’s-mouth in your life)
Everything I know About THE FIFTH COMMANDMENT (for the wanton killer in your life)
Everything I know About THE SIXTH COMMANDMENT (thou shall not commit adultery)
Everything I know About THE SEVENTH COMMANDMENT (thou shall not steal)
Everything I know About THE EIGHTH COMMANDMENT (for the lying weasel in your life)
Everything I know About THE TEN COMMANDMENTS (by the total slime-ball)
Everything I know About BEING GOOD (by the bad girl)
Everything I know About BALANCING MY CHECKBOOK (by the habitually overdrawn)
Everything I know About INSECTS OF THE CONGO (by who knows)
Everything I know About SEX, DRUGS and ROCK & ROLL (by the nice girl)
Everything I know About THE RAPID TREATMENT OF SNAKEBITE WOUNDS
Everything I know About PERSONAL FINANCIAL SECURITY (by the pauper in your life)
Everything I know About MAKING IT BIG IN STOCKS & BONDS (by the guy who lost big)
Everything I know About MODERN WARFARE (by the Iraqi Army)
Everything I know About UNBIASED NEWS REPORTING (by Al-Jazeera TV)
Everything I know About UNBIASED NEWS REPORTING (by CNN)
Everything I know About CREDIBILITY (by Geraldo Rivera)
Everything I know About MODESTY and GOOD TASTE (by Madonna)
Everything I know About BABIES
Everything I know About PARENTING