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Earth Graduation Certificate


Fed up?
Have you evolved spiritually beyond the silly antics of Earth-bound humans?

Graduate from Earth!
What does this mean?
It means that when you “pass”, you won’t have
to be reincarnated into a life back on Earth.
You’ll go “somewhere else”, presumably a
nice and happy place where beings are evolved,
where they’re honest and true and smart.
We’re not talking “Heaven”, because perfection sounds
pretty boring. We’re talking a whole new life on
another planet, or possibly a much cooler parallel
universe. Maybe even Zeta Riticuli. Or Mars.
We’re not sure exactly where you’ll go, but this
certificate will keep you from coming back HERE,
and isn’t that all that matters….

Item Number — FC-44

For Entertainment Purposes Only, of Course…

Image depicts a texture which is printed onto smooth stock. Media is not textured.
Gold seal in lower left is pressure-embossed onto certificate, not printed.

FC-44, “Graduate from Earth” generally ships within 1-2 days.

Certificates and Other Kinds of Things

Item Number — FC-44

We can ship to virtually any address in the world. Note that there are restrictions on some products, and some products cannot be shipped to international destinations. Shipping quotes and estimated times of delivery do not reflect design and or print estimates. Usually we can design and print your product in 24 hours, at times it can take as long as 72 hours before it ships with your chosen shipping method.

We offer USPS Priority Mail and USPS Express Overnight Shipping options.

To reflect the policies of the shipping companies we use, all weights will be rounded up to the next full pound.

All orders will be shipped out within 72 hours. Please allow for weekends and holidays. Sometimes we ship them as soon as a few hours after you order. If you order any of the Express options, your order will go to the top of the que, it becomes a priority order to us, however that does not mean it will ship the same day. We do our best to accommodate rush orders if you contact us in advance.