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FAKE DICTIONARIES
Item Number --- FB-11
COMPLETE FAKE DICTIONARY -- ADD YOUR OWN DEFINITION!YOU'VE HEARD THE JOKE ALL YOUR LIFE:
"LOOK UP 'STUPID' IN THE DICTIONARY AND YOU'LL SEE THAT GUY'S PICTURE."
"LOOK UP 'LOOSE' IN THE DICTIONARY AND YOU'LL FIND ANNIE'S NAME."
"LOOK UP 'ASSHOLE' IN THE DICTIONARY AND YOU'LL SEE A PORTRAIT OF MY EX.
Ever want to just make a point? Now, the English language is yours to corrupt.
This may be the ultimate executive gift!
Cover Graphics May Vary. Paperback size. About 450 pages.
This is a standard-size paperback book, professionally crafted.
About 450 pages
Stock No. FB-11
WANT MORE THAN ONE WORD/DEFINITION IN YOUR DICTIONARY?
ADDITIONAL WORDS MAY BE SET; EXTRA CHARGES APPLY ($5/WORD).
COMPLETE A NEW FORM FOR EACH EXTRA WORD -- THE ADDITIONAL CHARGE WILL BE MADE MANUALLY TO YOUR CARD AFTER YOU'VE CHECKED OUT; IT WILL NOT APPEAR IN THE TOTAL DURING CHECK-OUT, BUT WILL APPEAR IN YOUR CREDIT CARD STATEMENT. YOU'RE CHARGED EXTRA ONLY FOR EXTRA WORDS (NOT FOR THE FIRST WORD!).
REMEMBER:
FHEKTUYEQ REALLY IS A WORD, AND NOW YOU CAN PROVE IT!
Item Number --- FB-11
You may specify "RUSH" shipping for this item, which will cause your order to be shipped via Next Day Air service, but please understand this item may not ship out for several days after we receive the order.
EXTRA WORDS: OCCASIONALLY CUSTOMERS ASK TO SET MORE THAN ONE WORD/IMAGE COMBINATION IN THE DICTIONARY. IF YOU'D LIKE TO SET MORE THAN ONE WORD IN THE DICTIONARY, PLEASE SUBMIT A NEW FORM FOR EACH ADDITIONAL WORD SET. THERE IS A $5 SETUP FEE FOR EACH ADDITIONAL WORD. THE TOTAL AMOUNT WILL BE ADDED TO YOUR CARD FOR THIS PURCHASE.
SHIPS SEALED IN SHRINK-WRAP (SO YOUR MARK CAN'T ACCUSE YOU OF TAMPERING WITH IT)
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We offer USPS Priority Mail and USPS Express Overnight Shipping options.
To reflect the policies of the shipping companies we use, all weights will be rounded up to the next full pound.
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