Huge Gigantic Custom Banners

When you wanna get attention....

Giant Banners

For More Than Just Birthdays:

BIG BANNERS, HUGE BANNERS, GARGANTUAN BANNERS, HUMUNGOUS
BANNERS, LARGE BANNERS, OVERSIZE BANNERS, INDUSTRIAL SIZE BANNERS
THIS BANNER ISN'T FANCY--IT'S JUST HUGE
"FANCY" (AND HUGE) BANNERS BY SPECIAL ORDER

PERSONALIZED, CUSTOM/CUSTOMIZED FOR:
WEDDINGS
BABY ANNOUNCEMENTS
WELCOME HOME
CONGRATULATIONS

OTHER IDEAS:
GET WELL SOON
KEEP OUT!
THIS WAY TO JOHN'S HOUSE
HELP WANTED
WIFE WANTED
JOHN YOU SUCK
WORK WANTED
LOST DOG
SPARE CHANGE?
SLOW THE %$#@ DOWN!
OPEN HOUSE
JENNY BARTHOLOMEW IS A SLUT
GARAGE SALE HERE
50TH ANNIVERSARY
IT'S A BOY
IT'S A GIRL
IT'S THE CHILD OF SATAN
HAPPY RETIREMENT
WE'LL MISS YOU
HAPPY GRADUATION
HAUNTED HOUSE
DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE
NO TRESPASSING!
IS THIS BIG ENOUGH?
CHRISTMAS SALE!
GRAND OPENING
UNDER NEW MANAGEMENT
CLOSED FOR REPAIRS
SPEED TRAP AHEAD
FUTURE HOMICIDE SCENE
JOE SCHMOE IS A PUTZ
TOM ARNOLD CAN'T BOWL
SADDAM HUSSEIN IS A FAGGOT 
EILEEN TURNER HAS THE CRABS...

WELL, THIS LIST IS DETERIORATING, BUT YOU GET THE IDEA...

36 INCHES TALL BY AS LONG AS IT TAKES (UP TO ABOUT 150 FEET).

PERSONALIZE THIS BANNER --- FC-33 

CUSTOM BANNERS AVAILABLE ON REQUEST

WE GOT TIRED OF EXPENSIVE, WIMPY LITTLE BANNERS, SO WE PUT ONE ON STEROIDS.

PRINTED ON PLAIN WHITE BOND, ABOUT THE WEIGHT OF LIGHT POSTER STOCK, INTENDED FOR INDOORS BUT WILL SURVIVE OUTDOORS IN NO-WIND, NO-RAIN CONDITIONS.

THESE ARE HUGE BANNERS, DESIGNED TO GET NOTICED.

SUPPLY ANY MESSAGE AT ALL  (WE'RE IMPOSSIBLE TO OFFEND).

PRINTS IN A MEDIUM-DARK GRAY ARIAL FONT. FIRST 15 CHARACTERS (INCLUDE SPACES IN COUNT) ARE $40 MINIMUM, THEN $2 PER CHARACTER REGARDLESS OF LENGTH. THE BANNER SHOWN ABOVE MEASURES 36 INCHES HIGH BY 15 FEET LONG AND COST ONLY $55 PLUS SHIPPING.

HAVE FUN.