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Teresa Heinz Kerry Big Mouth Awards


For the Loud Mouth in your life…

Teresa Kerry Big Mouth Award
The Teresa Heinz Kerry BIG MOUTH AWARD

Item Number — FC-49

Here’s how we see it:

(1) John Kerry is where he is today as a direct result of the fortune of Teresa Heinz Kerry (aka “The Ketchup Princess”).

(2) John Kerry has many of the problems he has today due to Teresa Heinz Kerry’s BIG FAT MOUTH.

Got a friend, ex-friend, co-worker, neighbor or boss also afflicted with a BIG FAT MOUTH?

Send ’em a Teresa Heinz Kerry BIG MOUTH AWARD.

Who knows….maybe they’ll “get it”.

Certificates are personalized with:


Gold seal is pressure-embossed (not printed) and reads:
8.5 x 11 inches. Printed on heavy glossy stock

Sez 65-year-old first-lady wannabe with a giggle in an interview with CBS News(!) “I’m cheeky, I’m sexy, whatever. You know…..”

Celebrating the subtle yet important distinction between “Opinionated” and “Obnoxious”.

We accept MasterCard and VISA, etc..
FC-49, “Big Mouth Award” generally ships within 1-2 days.
What our customers say about us.

$16.95 for 2

Printed with archivable inks

Item Number — FC-49

We can ship to virtually any address in the world. Note that there are restrictions on some products, and some products cannot be shipped to international destinations. Shipping quotes and estimated times of delivery do not reflect design and or print estimates. Usually we can design and print your product in 24 hours, at times it can take as long as 72 hours before it ships with your chosen shipping method.

We offer USPS Priority Mail and USPS Express Overnight Shipping options.

To reflect the policies of the shipping companies we use, all weights will be rounded up to the next full pound.

All orders will be shipped out within 72 hours. Please allow for weekends and holidays. Sometimes we ship them as soon as a few hours after you order. If you order any of the Express options, your order will go to the top of the que, it becomes a priority order to us, however that does not mean it will ship the same day. We do our best to accommodate rush orders if you contact us in advance.