Fake Certificates are $16.95 and Measure 8.5 x 11 Inches
You’ll Receive Two (2) Identical Personalized Certificates
Item Number — FC-01
Embossed Seal
Embossed Certificate Providing Irrefutable
Evidence of the “Largest Penis in the World”
(a great [disgusting] birthday gag).
Obviously we had to place gray bars over all the risqué parts. The truth is WE can’t stand looking at them. We’ve made this certificate just as disgusting,
offensive and obnoxious as we possibly could. Black-out bars are removed for printing. Trust us—it’s gross.
Personalized, of course.
(Must be 53 or older to order).
We accept MasterCard and VISA, etc.. The item number is FC-01.
“World’s Largest Penis” generally ships within 1-2 days.
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NOTICE: By clicking the ORDER button below you agree and stipulate that such material is not illegal in the state, county or town of delivery, that you do not find such material offensive, and that you will refrain from allowing minors or anyone else who may find such material offensive to view this product. This product is for entertainment purposes only, to be used as a gag and/or a joke, and not for illegal purposes such as but not limited to harassment or defamation. You agree to hold TrixiePixGraphics harmless for any and all mischief you may cause with this product. If you do not agree to the above stipulations then you must not order this product.
Item Number — FC-01
We can ship to virtually any address in the world. Note that there are restrictions on some products, and some products cannot be shipped to international destinations. Shipping quotes and estimated times of delivery do not reflect design and or print estimates. Usually we can design and print your product in 24 hours, at times it can take as long as 72 hours before it ships with your chosen shipping method.
We offer USPS Priority Mail and USPS Express Overnight Shipping options.
To reflect the policies of the shipping companies we use, all weights will be rounded up to the next full pound.
All orders will be shipped out within 72 hours. Please allow for weekends and holidays. Sometimes we ship them as soon as a few hours after you order. If you order any of the Express options, your order will go to the top of the que, it becomes a priority order to us, however that does not mean it will ship the same day. We do our best to accommodate rush orders if you contact us in advance.