Kevorkian Gift Certificate

“Kevorkian Gift Certificates”

Give the Gift that Keeps on Giving.

…For that “Special Someone”…

Item Number — FC-86

You’ll Receive Two (2) Identical Personalized Certificates

Note: Border color and/or design may differ slightly from sample

Item FC-86

The gold seal is raised and embossed.

Of course, the big, fat Copyright mark that appears across the middle of the article is removed for you.

Some folks might get the idea we don’t like Dr. Kevorkian. Nothing could be farther from the truth. In point of fact, we have the greatest respect for the man, and for his beliefs. We agree with his philosophies. We support his opinions. We just wish he would have had the insight to hire an attorney! But then, almost certainly, so does he.

By making this purchase, you agree that you understand that these are practical jokes, and you also agree to use them in a responsible manner, to never use them illegally, or even immorally. If you’re intent is to send one to your favorite sleazy politician, it is your responsibility to make sure they understand it’s a joke. You (probably) don’t want the Secret Service knocking on your door—or more likely, bashing it in and beating the hell out of you. Some folks may not have a refined and sophisticated sense of humor like you and us.

Item Number — FC-86  
$16.95 for Two