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Full Size Newspaper Measure 13 X 23 inches Full Size is a regular newspaper, but cut in half.  Quantity 1 comes with 2 copies. Quantity 2 comes with 4 copies. You are able to input one article. Any additional articles or stories are an additional charge. How do I order? 1: Look through the sample photos and choose a template. (please note the names of the templates do not print on your newspaper, they are there for reference only)  2: Fill in the forms with your information. 3: Click Add to Cart. Done! You know how hard it is to find a TRULY unique gift. Well, now you've found one. Representing some of the finest, most outrageous entertainment you'll ever find for pocket change. You do NOT have to supply your photo, but it's better if you can (same price either way). The backs of each article are covered in generic, unrelated story text to complete the look and feel of perfect authenticity. Keep these for years in scrapbooks and picture albums. Send them to relatives, friends, co-workers, soon-to-be ex-friends and various and assorted victims! A Common Question: Will you edit or fix my mistakes? No. We don't anymore. In most cases, when we corrected someone's spelling, punctuation or grammar while setting up the template to print, we received a nasty email back from the customer a week later, explaining that "Grammmy" really was spelled with three M's in THEIR part of the country, or that they left that comma out on purpose, or that Billy Ray was one word, not two, or that "nuclear" was actually spelled nucluler" in eastern Florida, etc. You simply MUST proof-read your story before submitting it, and have a friend or relative proof-read it as well. Twice. Or more.  But what if something you send us doesn't make sense? Won't we certainly correct it THEN? About a third of the stories that are sent to us, make no sense to us! They make perfect sense to the customer---but not to us. Usually it's some "inside joke", the meaning of which we're not privy to and will never know. We print what you submit. Exactly. Period. Please note: This product page is written for those who wish to write their own newspaper story or article from scratch. If you submit your story from this page, your story will not automatically feature ANY image or picture, unless you supply them. You must supply your own image or picture from this page. If, on the other hand, you want to use the image that is featured with one of our pre-written stories, you must submit your article from that product page. To browse our pre-written stories, which come with their own images or pictures, please start from our home page and choose the category of story you're looking for. Thank you... If you want to write your story from scratch:  Depending on which size you choose, you may also fill in such things as the newspaper name, the newspaper headline, the article title, the article date, and a bunch of other stuff. Most customers send a photo of the event they're describing, and also a photo of the individual (victim) they are writing about. This would be inset onto the main photo (we do that for you). Many folks choose not to use any photo at all. It's entirely up to you. If you decide to use one of our pre-written stories:  You need to figure out which one you're going to use. You should start at our home page (here) and begin browsing through the categories. When you've found the story you want to use, simply fill in the form, click the SUBMIT button and follow the prompts. You may use the complete text of the article you've ordered, or you may use bits and pieces of several of our pre-written stories (mix and match as you wish) to make one story. You may change our pre-written story in any way you desire. It's entirely up to you. We don't care what you write, or how you write it. We do not read your material in any case. You may send us a picture of your victim to be used as an inset on the main image, or you may elect not to send us any pictures. By default we use the same image that appears in the sample; you may add an inset of your victim or not. You should fill in any of the spaces you want us to use with the text of your choosing. If you don't want certain things to be used (like the date, or the location, etc.), type NONE in the box. That's all there is to it.  You do not "have" to use a story at all. Some people only want a headline (usually movie productions and playwrights). Some people only want a picture with no story, not even a headline. It's entirely up to you.  Whatever you provide, we'll print.  Whatever you don't provide, obviously won't be printed.  When we receive your order, we'll arrange everything onto one of our templates. Once it's all arranged, we print, and then notify you when it's been shipped. You may specify and pay for rush delivery.

Whole Size Newspaper Measure 23 X 27 inchesWhole Size is a regular newspaper, like you would buy at the store. Quantity 1 comes with 2 copies. Quantity 2 comes with 4 copies. You are able to input one article. Any additional articles or stories are an additional charge. How do I order?1: Look through the sample photos and choose a template. (please note the names of the templates do not print on your newspaper, they are there for reference only) 2: Fill in the forms with your information.3: Click Add to Cart.Done!You know how hard it is to find a TRULY unique gift. Well, now you've found one. Representing some of the finest, most outrageous entertainment you'll ever find for pocket change. You do NOT have to supply your photo, but it's better if you can (same price either way). The backs of each article are covered in generic, unrelated story text to complete the look and feel of perfect authenticity. Keep these for years in scrapbooks and picture albums. Send them to relatives, friends, co-workers, soon-to-be ex-friends and various and assorted victims!A Common Question:Will you edit or fix my mistakes?No. We don't anymore. In most cases, when we corrected someone's spelling, punctuation or grammar while setting up the template to print, we received a nasty email back from the customer a week later, explaining that "Grammmy" really was spelled with three M's in THEIR part of the country, or that they left that comma out on purpose, or that Billy Ray was one word, not two, or that "nuclear" was actually spelled nucluler" in eastern Florida, etc. You simply MUST proof-read your story before submitting it, and have a friend or relative proof-read it as well. Twice. Or more. But what if something you send us doesn't make sense? Won't we certainly correct it THEN? About a third of the stories that are sent to us, make no sense to us! They make perfect sense to the customer---but not to us. Usually it's some "inside joke", the meaning of which we're not privy to and will never know.We print what you submit. Exactly. Period.Please note:This product page is written for those who wish to write their own newspaper story or article from scratch. If you submit your story from this page, your story will not automatically feature ANY image or picture, unless you supply them. You must supply your own image or picture from this page. If, on the other hand, you want to use the image that is featured with one of our pre-written stories, you must submit your article from that product page.To browse our pre-written stories, which come with their own images or pictures, please start from our home page and choose the category of story you're looking for.Thank you...If you want to write your story from scratch: Depending on which size you choose, you may also fill in such things as the newspaper name, the newspaper headline, the article title, the article date, and a bunch of other stuff. Most customers send a photo of the event they're describing, and also a photo of the individual (victim) they are writing about. This would be inset onto the main photo (we do that for you). Many folks choose not to use any photo at all. It's entirely up to you.If you decide to use one of our pre-written stories: You need to figure out which one you're going to use. You should start at our home page (here) and begin browsing through the categories. When you've found the story you want to use, simply fill in the form, click the SUBMIT button and follow the prompts. You may use the complete text of the article you've ordered, or you may use bits and pieces of several of our pre-written stories (mix and match as you wish) to make one story. You may change our pre-written story in any way you desire. It's entirely up to you. We don't care what you write, or how you write it. We do not read your material in any case. You may send us a picture of your victim to be used as an inset on the main image, or you may elect not to send us any pictures. By default we use the same image that appears in the sample; you may add an inset of your victim or not. You should fill in any of the spaces you want us to use with the text of your choosing. If you don't want certain things to be used (like the date, or the location, etc.), type NONE in the box. That's all there is to it. You do not "have" to use a story at all. Some people only want a headline (usually movie productions and playwrights). Some people only want a picture with no story, not even a headline. It's entirely up to you. Whatever you provide, we'll print. Whatever you don't provide, obviously won't be printed. When we receive your order, we'll arrange everything onto one of our templates. Once it's all arranged, we print, and then notify you when it's been shipped.You may specify and pay for rush delivery.

Shooting TargetsPersonalize with the Image of Your Choice TARGETS MEASURE ABOUT 24 X 27 INCHES. PRINTED ON WHITE POSTER PAPER.SUPPLY ANY IMAGE. WE'LL CUT IT OUT AND PUT YOUR IMAGE UNDER THE TARGET RINGS.PRICE FOR FIRST TARGET IS $22.95. BILL CLINTON, RICHARD NIXON, PAT PAULSEN, MARTHA STEWART, PEE WEE HERMAN, OSAMA BIN LADEN, THAT SADDAM GUY, YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW, YOUR TEACHER (OOPS, WASN'T THAT POLITICALLY INCORRECT!), YOUR EX, YOUR EX'S POODLE, YOUR EX'S CAT (OUR FAVORITE), YOUR LANDLORD, THAT "SPECIAL CO-WORKER", UNCLE BOB, UNCLE BOB'S FERRET, THE NEIGHBORHOOD CHILD MOLESTER, THE PUNK WHO RACES UP AND DOWN YOUR STREET VISITING HIS GIRLFRIEND, THE POSSIBILITIES ARE UNLIMITED. WE MIGHT SUGGEST YOU MAIL ONE TO SOMEONE WHO'S BEEN GIVING YOU A PARTICULARLY HARD TIME! CAN BE USED AS A TARGET FOR PISTOL, HANDGUN, RIFLE, SHOTGUN, AIR GUN, BB GUN, PELLET GUN, DARTS, BLOW-GUN, PAINTBALL, SLINGSHOT, LONG BOW, CROSS-BOW, PUMPKIN CANNON (PUMPKIN CHUCKER), RPG, LASER, CATAPULT, POTATO GUN, WATER BALLOON LAUNCHER, ETC. WE'LL CUT OUT THE IMAGE OF YOUR CHOICE (REMOVE ALL BACKGROUND AND SURROUNDING STUFF) AND COMPOSITE THE IMAGE INTO THE TARGET BEHIND THE RINGS (AS SHOWN IN THE EXAMPLES BELOW). SORRY, THE IMAGES BELOW ARE NOT AVAILABLE FOR SALE. NO COPYRIGHTED OR TRADEMARKED IMAGES, PLEASE.  VOLUME DISCOUNTS, QUANTITIES:   $22.95 (ONE TARGET)

Blank Book Customize with ANY Title or Send us Your Image for the Cover! Item Number --- BKB-05 ....The customizable style of our blank-page books. When you click the "Order" button, you'll be taken to a secure server which will process your shipping information and take your loot. Then you'll automatically go to a form where you'll type in the title of your choosing, the author, and where you can also include any image you want us to use on the cover. We'll then arrange all your stuff, make the picture and text look good, and manufacture the book. They are about 350 pages thick. All of our "blank book series" are softcovers and can not be distinguished from publishing house trade paperbacks. Cover Graphics May Vary Slightly. Size is roughly 3.75 inches wide, and about 6.5 inches tall (like a regular paperback). About 300 pages. This is a standard-size paperback book, professionally HAND crafted.All pages are BLANK. Only the cover graphic is shown above. You may create ANY title.

Giant Crossword Puzzle Party Giant Crossword Business Giant Crossword Lunch Room Giant Crossword Birthday Giant Crossword Christmas Giant Crossword Holiday Giant Crossword Anything you can think of! Choose either dry-erase or permanent print.Giant Crosswords for parties, events, advertising gimmicks... Post a Giant Crossword in your lunch area.Giant Crosswords make great wall posters forany waiting room where customers or patients are bored. Choose your own words and clues! Make your puzzle theme-based to bring attention toproduct lines, safety requirements, medical hygiene issues... Above puzzle demonstrates how tightly the words tend to pack, and how large the squares tend to be using a clue list of approximately 20 words. Media size roughly 40 x 54. Above puzzle demonstrates how tightly the words tend to pack, and how largethe squares tend to be using a clue list of approximately 50 words. Media size roughly 40 x 54. Above puzzle demonstrates how tightly the words tend to pack, and how largethe squares tend to be using a clue list of approximately 140 words. Media size roughly 40 x 54. Puzzles are approximately 42 x 54 inches. During the payment process select media (dry-erase or poster paper). We suggest a minimum of 20 words, and a maximum of, say, 200. Note that the more words you use, the tighter the puzzle will be packed, with more intersecting words and smaller squares. Fewer words will result in fewer cross-connected words, and larger square sizes. See examples above. Plain-Jane or COOL? What does this mean? "Plain-Jane" puzzle, or a "Creative" puzzle. Plain-Jane: In the "Plain-Jane" version, the grids appear as shown above, with the background blocks being plain old black, and the letter blocks being plain old white. No "artistic" touches are applied to the image whatsoever. It's a traditional crossword. Creative: If you choose "Creative" for your puzzle type, then we get to have fun. No two "creative-style" puzzles are alike. They may look something like one of the samples shown below, or they may look nothing like any of the samples shown below. The "Plain-Jane" style is a KNOWN. You can see, above, exactly what you're getting. No surprises. No risk. The "Creative" style involves risk. You might not like what we create! Or you might love it, and consider it a treasured art piece. Well, maybe not. But you can only be sure of one thing if you choose to grant us "Creative" license: It will be DIFFERENT.   Above and below: Samples of "Creative-Style" puzzles -- no two are ever alike  Your completed puzzle will be in the format shown below (either a "Plain-Jane" or a "Creative" style). We print you the puzzle, a clue sheet and an answer sheet.   "Creative Style" Sample "Plain-Jane Style" Sample How do I make the clues and answers? Type them into the form at the top. Type the Clue first then a comma, then a space, and then the answer. Just like this: PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, OBAMA CAPITAL OF CALIFORNIA, SACREMENTO The clue is first, then the comma, a space and then the answer. Please type each clue and answer on a separate line, just like the example in blue.You can put in as many as you like. The minimum to create a puzzle is about 15 and the maximum is about 250. NOTE: Poster paper puzzles may only be used once (unless you plan to complete them in pencil or some other erasable marker). Puzzles printed on dry-erase media may be completed over and over, pretty-much forever. We accept MasterCard and VISA, etc.."Giant Crossword Puzzles" generally leave our printer within 2-3 day and can be delivered the same week you order them. Please contact us first to verify delivery date.

Tabloid Size Newspapers Measure 13.5 H x 21.5 W   Quantity 1 comes with 2 copies. Quantity 2 comes with 4 copies. You are able to input one article. Any additional articles or stories are an additional charge.     You know how hard it is to find a TRULY unique gift. Well, now you've found one. Representing some of the finest, most outrageous entertainment you'll ever find for pocket change. You do NOT have to supply your photo (same price either way). The backs of each article are covered in generic, unrelated text to complete the look and feel of absolute authenticity. You'll keep these for years in scrapbooks and picture albums, you'll send them to relatives, friends, co-workers, ex-friends and victims!       A Common Question:   Will you edit or fix my mistakes?   No. We used to do that. We don't anymore. In about two cases out of five, when we corrected someone's spelling, punctuation or grammar while setting up the template to print, we'd receive a semi-nasty email back from the customer a week later, explaining that "Grammmy" really was spelled with three M's in THEIR family, or that they left that comma out on purpose, or that Billy Ray was one word, not two, that nefarious was actually spelled nefarius in eastern Florida, etc. etc. ad nauseam---and we'd end up having to send them a whole new order for free. So, no, we don't change or correct anything. We'd like to; it drives us crazy not to be able to; but we've learned the hard way to keep our mitts off the content of your story. That's why it's doubly and triply important for you to proof-read your story before submitting, and have a friend or relative proof-read it as well. Twice. But what if something you send us doesn't make sense. Won't we correct it then? About a third of the stories that are submitted to us, make no sense to us! They make perfect sense to the author---but not to us. Usually it's some "inside joke", the meaning of which we're not privy to. We cannot possibly be in the business of second-guessing the author's intentions in every instance that's unclear to us. We print what you supply. Period.   If you want to write your story from scratch: Depending on which size you choose, you may also fill in such things as the newspaper name, the newspaper headline, the article title, the article date, and a bunch of other stuff. Most people would send a photo of the event they are describing, and also a photo of the individual they're writing about. This would be inset onto the main photo (we do that for you). Many people choose not to use any photo at all. It's entirely up to you. If we receive a photo, we'll use it. If not, we won't! If you decide to use one of our pre-written stories: You need to figure out which one you're going to use. You should start at our home page (here) and begin browsing through the categories. When you've found the story you want to use, simply fill in the form, click the SUBMIT button and follow the prompts. You may use the complete text of the article you've ordered, or you may use bits and pieces of several of our pre-written stories to make one story. You may change our pre-written story in any way you desire. It's entirely up to you. We don't care what you write, or how you write it. We do not read your material in any case. You may send us a picture of your victim to be used as an inset on the main image, or you may elect not to send us any pictures. By default we use the same image that appears in the sample; you may add an inset of your victim or not. You should fill in any of the spaces you want us to use with the text of your choosing. If you don't want certain things to be used (like the date, or the location, etc.), type NONE in the box. That's all there is to it.You do not "have" to use a story at all. Some people only want a headline (usually movie companies and playwrights). Some people only want a picture with no story, not even a headline. It's entirely up to you. Whatever you provide, we'll print. Whatever you don't provide, obviously won't be printed. When we receive your order, we'll arrange everything onto one of our templates. Once it's all arranged, we print, and then notify you when it's been shipped. You'll receive your order a few days after that. You may specify and pay for rush delivery.

Did we all go to bed one night and wake up the next morning to find the world had gone INSANE? Granted, the rank of Knight Bachelor doesn't demand much of the recipient, but still... In olden days Royalty Knighted the strongest and the bravest because it wanted these guys on its side in case of war. Knights were called upon to be leaders in the defense of the Kingdom. Now you too can be a KNIGHT!!! You get two copies, personalized with your information, printed on glossy paper. For Entertainment Purposes Only

  You get 4 copies with the small size.   A Common Question: Will you edit or fix my mistakes? No. We don't anymore. In most cases, when we corrected someone's spelling, punctuation or grammar while setting up the template to print, we received a nasty email back from the customer a week later, explaining that "Grammmy" really was spelled with three M's in THEIR part of the country, or that they left that comma out on purpose, or that Billy Ray was one word, not two, or that "nuclear" was actually spelled nucluler" in eastern Florida, etc. You simply MUST proof-read your story before submitting it, and have a friend or relative proof-read it as well. Twice. Or more.  But what if something you send us doesn't make sense? Won't we certainly correct it THEN? About a third of the stories that are sent to us, make no sense to us! They make perfect sense to the customer---but not to us. Usually it's some "inside joke", the meaning of which we're not privy to and will never know. We print what you submit.  Please note: This product page is written for those who wish to write their own newspaper story or article from scratch. If you submit your story from this page, your story will not automatically feature ANY image or picture, unless you supply them. You must supply your own image or picture from this page. If, on the other hand, you want to use the image that is featured with one of our pre-written stories, you must submit your article from that product page. To browse our pre-written stories, which come with their own images or pictures, please start from our home page and choose the category of story you're looking for. Thank you... If you want to write your story from scratch:  Depending on which size you choose, you may also fill in such things as the newspaper name, the newspaper headline, the article title, the article date, and a bunch of other stuff. Most customers send a photo of the event they're describing, and also a photo of the individual (victim) they are writing about. This would be inset onto the main photo (we do that for you). Many folks choose not to use any photo at all. It's entirely up to you.    

OLD WEST "WANTED POSTERS" ARE $29.95AND MEASURE ROUGHLY 13.5 X 19 INCHES EACH YOU RECEIVE THREE 3 IDENTICAL PERSONALIZED POSTERS POSTERS ARE PRINTED IN STRIPS OF THREE AS SHOWN.THE STRIP MEASURES ROUGHLY 36" WIDE BY 19" TALL.   THIS POSTER WAS DESIGNED PRIMARILY FOR THE ROASTING OF FRIENDS---PUT A FEW UP AT THEIR LOCAL WATERING HOLE, AT THE BIRTHDAY BASH, OR ON THE BULLETIN BOARD AT WORK. PERHAPS THERE'S ROOM ON THE CORKBOARD AT THE LOCAL SUPERMARKET. YOU JUST NEVER KNOW WHAT OPPORTUNITIES WILL PRESENT THEMSELVES. SIMPLY FILL IN THE CATEGORIES YOU WANT TO USE AND SUBMIT IT. YOU MAY USE ANY DATA YOU WISH---YOU CAN BE SERIOUS, OR SILLY (AS IN THE ABOVE EXAMPLE). YOU SHOULD ALSO ATTACH A PICTURE OF YOUR VICTIM ER.... SUBJECT. POSTERS ARE PRINTED ON HEAVY POSTER PAPER, AND ARE SHIPPED IN A ROLL TUBE, NEVER FOLDED. LARGER SIZES, UP TO 42 BY 100 INCHES EACH, ARE AVAILABLE BY SPECIAL REQUEST.

Los Certificados Cuestan $19.95 y Miden 8.5 x 11 Pulgadas Usted Recibira Dos (2) Certificados Identicos Se podra reemplazar por el certificado aburrido que se obtiene en la mayoria de los Estados O puede ser usado como un regalo chistoso para un matrimonio Certificado Falso de Matrimonio Los Certificados son presionados con estampilla de notario en la parte superior izquierda  Estos no son documentos legales y no seran aceptados por ningun tipo de agencia del govierno. Todas las preguntas o comunicacion debe ser en ingles. Las personas usualmente tambieh preguntan si los certificados de matrimonio falsos son "legales'.'iLegales para divertirce? Si. (sin embargo, revisa las leyes de tu area para estar seguro(a)) Legal para el uso fraudal? No. Si aceptamos cheques, money orders, cashier's check, Master Card y VISA. Los "Certificados Falsos de Matrimonio" generalmente se envia por correo de 1 a 2 diaS.

Now You Too Can Have John Kerry’s Purple Owie Award Got a paper cut? Painful hangnail? Hemorrhoids? Indigestion? A Pimple? You qualify for a Purple Owie Award Item Number — FC-47 Some people don’t know if they like John Kerry or not. He doesn’t seem to have a lot to say. Why? Because he’s too busy boasting about his Purple Heart. For a guy who couldn’t wait to cut the thing up in public after Vietnam, he sure likes to work it into conversation when he thinks it’ll pull in a few votes. Make up your mind, John! Either you’re proud of the thing or you’re not! We have questions about the severity of John’s “wounds” for which he received his Purple Heart(s). We sort of wish the United States Armed Forces wouldn’t hand the real ones out like candy. A Purple Heart should be a serious award. It means the recipient has put it all on the line for his country (you and us), and almost lost the game. We feel that when Purple Hearts are given out like aspirin, it detracts from the value of the award when given for real injuries, like lost limbs. You don’t have to go to war and get shot to get this Purple Heart. You can have it for a few bucks. -Or, heck, maybe John Kerry’ll give you his. Certificates are personalized with: Victim’s name Injury(s) suffered When and where “A Unique and welcome gift for anyone with an owie!” Gold seal is pressure-embossed (not printed). 8.5 x 11 inches. Printed on heavy glossy stock, this particular certificate is highly detailed. (that’s John Kerry from our “Morning After” collection on the medal) The perfect alternative to a cheesy “Get Well” card! Tape this on the wall in the patient’s room and watch the staff provide slightly better care. After all, what nurse can forget the patient who’s won the Purple Owie Award? Know someone who just broke an arm, leg, skull, their ego? For friends recovering from an illness, injury, operation… Forget cheesy “get-well” cards. Make ’em smile with a Purple Owie Award! We’re not sure how fond we are of George W. Bush these days, but My God! Give us something better than Frank Burns and Howdy Doody! Give us more than a cry-baby 2nd Louie and a smarmy Tele-vangelist! Give us something more than Ted Baxter and the Cheshire Cat! And the government wonders why no one votes. FOR WHOM?!? We accept MasterCard and VISA, etc.. FC-47, “Purple Owie Award” generally ships within 1-2 days. What our customers say about us. $16.95 for 2 Item Number — FC-47

“Kevorkian Gift Certificates” Give the Gift that Keeps on Giving. …For that “Special Someone”… Item Number — FC-86 You’ll Receive Two (2) Identical Personalized Certificates Note: Border color and/or design may differ slightly from sample Item FC-86 The gold seal is raised and embossed. Of course, the big, fat Copyright mark that appears across the middle of the article is removed for you. Some folks might get the idea we don’t like Dr. Kevorkian. Nothing could be farther from the truth. In point of fact, we have the greatest respect for the man, and for his beliefs. We agree with his philosophies. We support his opinions. We just wish he would have had the insight to hire an attorney! But then, almost certainly, so does he. By making this purchase, you agree that you understand that these are practical jokes, and you also agree to use them in a responsible manner, to never use them illegally, or even immorally. If you’re intent is to send one to your favorite sleazy politician, it is your responsibility to make sure they understand it’s a joke. You (probably) don’t want the Secret Service knocking on your door—or more likely, bashing it in and beating the hell out of you. Some folks may not have a refined and sophisticated sense of humor like you and us. Item Number — FC-86  $16.95 for Two

You'll Receive Two (2) Identical Certificates May be used to replacing the boring certificate issued by most states Or use as a gag wedding or shower gift Fake Marriage Certificate Certificates are pressure embossed with a notary-type stamp in the upper left These are not legal documents and will not be accepted by any government agency as such People often ask us, "How real do these certificates look, anyhow?" There's no way to answer that since everyone's idea of "authentic" is different. In some cases we didn't try to make them look authentic. People also often ask if fake marriage certificates are "legal".  Legal to own for fun? Yes. (but check your local laws to be sure) Legal to use for fraudulent purposes? No.   Our fake marriage certificates are offered for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY and are so stamped. We can't control what you do with them when you receive them, and we're not liable for your actions. If we sell you a pretty polished rock, and you go out and throw it through someone's window, we're not liable for that, either. These certificates are designed for couples who were disappointed (even appalled) at the poor quality of the certificates issued to them by the state. We just wanted to offer something nicer. Or weirder. Or fun-ner. Certificates may be ordered blank, or completed with any data you provide. If you want any of the fields left blank, just type NONE. We accept MasterCard and VISA, etc.. "Fake Marriage Certificate" generally ships within 1-2 days.   WARNING: This item ships to the REGISTERED BILLING ADDRESS ONLY! More original than a musty old greeting card, the perfect replacement for birthday cards, way more fun than a silly eCard, and one or two of our selections might even get you out of writing that MUSHY LOVE POEM... fake marriage certificate, pretty marriage certificate, personalized marriage certificate, certificate of matrimony, certificate of marriage, bogus marriage certificate, make your own marriage certificate, marriage certificates of movie stars, marry a movie star, surprise your mother, aesthetically pleasing marriage certificate, document recovery of damaged documents and marriage license.     

Fake Certificates are $16.95 and Measure 8.5 x 11 Inches You’ll Receive Two (2) Identical Certificates May be used to replace the boring certificate issued by most statesOr use as a gag wedding or shower gift Certificates are pressure embossed with a notary-type stamp in the upper left These are not legal documents and will not be accepted by any government agency as such. The spaces in the original version of this document were always handwritten—not typed. This certificate may only be ordered BLANK. People often ask us, “How real do these certificates look, anyhow?” There’s no way to answer that since everyone’s idea of “authentic” is different. In some cases we didn’t try to make them look authentic. People also often ask if fake marriage certificates are “legal”. Legal to own for fun? Yes. (but check your local laws to be sure) Legal to use for fraudulent purposes? No. Our fake marriage certificates are offered for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY and are so stamped. We can’t control what you do with them when you receive them, and we’re not liable for your actions. If we sell you a pretty polished rock, and you go out and throw it through someone’s window, we’re not liable for that, either. These certificates are designed for couples who were disappointed (even appalled) at the poor quality of the certificates issued to them by the state. We just wanted to offer something nicer. Or weirder. Or fun-ner. This particular certificate may only be ordered BLANK This item may NOT be personalized WARNING: This item ships to the REGISTERED BILLING ADDRESS ONLY!

Certificates are $16.95 and Measure 8.5 x 11 Inches You’ll Receive Two (2) Identical Personalized Certificates Intellectual Achievement Certificates(I.Q., Intellectual Quotient Certificates) What our customers say about us. Item Number — FC-26 Certificates are pressure embossed with a notary-type stamp Item Number — FC-26