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We recognize that a “pet” can be as important—even more important in someone’s life than family, or “friends”… We don’t know why everyone doesn’t understand this. Pet Memorial Certificates Call us callous if you must, but we tend to grieve more for our lost pets than we do for most lost humans. We think it’s because of the “innocence factor”. Pets are almost exclusively innocent of evil, while human beings are not. It’s often a Hell of a lot easier to offer unconditional love to a pet than a person. The crew here at TrixiePixGraphics comes mostly from rough-and-tumble lifestyles. Most of us have hunted professionally. Some of us have killed in the line of duty. Several of us have worked as commercial fishermen for decades at a time, killing thousands of times per day, year in and year out. We’ve all seen death. We’ve all had and lost pets. And we’ve scoffed at those who seemed to grieve for their pets a bit more than seemed appropriate. How wrong and stupid we were. As we’ve aged, we come to appreciate life more and more. There are stories of “Great White Hunters” who killed thousands of animals all over the world in their lives, yet suddenly, almost without explanation, hung up their rifles and spent the remainders of their years trying to do good instead of to destroy. Perhaps we’re a bit like that. Someone gave us a ferret many years ago. We saw it as something akin to a mouse—just a rodent kind of thing that might provide some entertainment for awhile. It didn’t take long, however, for that ferret to begin teaching us about life, and true strength, and compassion, and understanding, and love. We came to love that being as we’ve loved nothing else on this earth, and since his sad, excruciatingly painful passing, we’ve kept the shop full of the little terminators because, honestly, we simply can’t live without them. Our relationships with them have proven to be deeper and more profound than we ever dreamed possible, and we’re chagrined at the foolishness of our youth. We’ve seen friends forge and maintain deep relationships with aardvarks, wolves, coyotes, birds, dogs, cats, hedge-hogs, snakes, wild bear, deer, turkeys, turtles, and, yes, even salt water fish and several octopi. We’ll never again take life lightly, and we’ll always have minds that are open to relationships with any other being. When we lose something we’re close to, as we recently lost our ferret, Pikers, we grieve as we’ve never grieved for humans. In fact, we could barely bear it. We think of him every day, and will for the rest of our lives. We’ve purposely omitted a space in this certificate for “date”. We don’t want to be reminded of the date of our loss, and we didn’t imagine anyone else did either. We created the sky above the mountains because we want to think of our pets as being free. We created the mountain scene because our pets, after all, came from a natural world. We kept the certificate simple, because not a lot of words need to pass between people and their pets — the pets know what’s in your heart probably better than do you. We offered one line for a phrase; it should sum up the one emotion you want to always convey to your lost pet’s soul. And we set an image so you can always remember the happy times. We’ve come to see animals as having the same souls as people — except that they’re mostly untainted by society’s nonsense. They’re a more pure form of human beings, that’s how we see them, and couldn’t we all stand a bit more purity of soul and honesty of character in our lives. Please see also “Pet Birth Certificates” Item Number — FC-36b Certificates are personalized with: Pet Name. Phrase. Picture. Your image will either be set as shown above, or, if the image will allow we’ll mask or fade as shown below We accept MasterCard and VISA, etc. FC-36b, “Pet Memorial Certificate” generally ships within 1-2 days. What our customers say about us. Certificates and Other Kinds of Things $24.95 for 2 Item Number — FC-36b This certificate & plastic coated

Every couple of years some “service” comes along which offers to sell you an acre of the Moon, or to name a star after your girlfriend—whatever. These companies promise to record your “purchase” with some prestigious-sounding organization somewhere. We’ve seen the prices range from about $75 to over $500. We always wondered why folks fell for this, because there is not, and won’t be in your or our lifetimes, any agency which has exclusive or meaningful control over who names what after whom on the bottom of the ocean. Ten companies can charge to name the same star after ten different people—and none of it is “real”. So we thought, what the heck; all these people are really getting for their $75-$500 is a cheesy certificate which isn’t enforced or even recognized by any “real” agency anywhere. We decided to bypass the B.S. and offer a much nicer certificate, with a wider range of choices, for $16.95. This “Deed” isn’t recorded in any official office. And if you ever travel to the bottom of the Mariana Trench (unlikely) you will NOT have the authority to kick some party-hardy sea-slug off “your” property. This is a gag gift, a novelty, a stocking-stuffer—every bit as “genuine” as the one your cousin back in New Jersey bought for $250. All the World’s Great Fortunesare Based on Real Estate Begin Amassing Your Own Fortune One Square Inch of the Ocean Floor(with rights to heavy-metal deposits) Item Number — FC-39 Reverse-printed on “backlight film”. The outer finish is more glossy than glass, and just about indestructible. May be framed, or may be backlit for a truly special effect. Lower left features a pressure-embossed gold seal. Extremely glossy, mirror-like finish Backlight for a truly spectacular effect We accept MasterCard and VISA, etc..FC-39, “One Square Inch of Land” generally ships within 1-2 days.  $16.95 (one certificate) Item Number — FC-39

Every couple of years some “service” comes along which offers to sell you an acre of the Moon, or to name a star after your girlfriend—whatever. These companies promise to record your “purchase” with some prestigious-sounding organization somewhere. We’ve seen the prices range from about $75 to over $500. We always wondered why folks fell for this, because there is not, and won’t be in your or our lifetimes, any agency which has exclusive or meaningful control over who names what after whom on the bottom of the ocean. Ten companies can charge to name the same star after ten different people—and none of it is “real”. So we thought, what the heck; all these people are really getting for their $75-$500 is a cheesy certificate which isn’t enforced or even recognized by any “real” agency anywhere. We decided to bypass the B.S. and offer a much nicer certificate, with a wider range of choices, for $16.95. This “Deed” isn’t recorded in any official office. And if you ever travel to the bottom of the Mariana Trench (unlikely) you will NOT have the authority to kick some party-hardy sea-slug off “your” property. This is a gag gift, a novelty, a stocking-stuffer—every bit as “genuine” as the one your cousin back in New Jersey bought for $250. All the World’s Great Fortunesare Based on Real Estate Begin Amassing Your Own Fortune One Square Inch of the Ocean Floor(with rights to heavy-metal deposits) Item Number — FC-39 Reverse-printed on “backlight film”. The outer finish is more glossy than glass, and just about indestructible. May be framed, or may be backlit for a truly special effect. Lower left features a pressure-embossed gold seal. Extremely glossy, mirror-like finish Backlight for a truly spectacular effect We accept MasterCard and VISA, etc..FC-39, “One Square Inch of Land” generally ships within 1-2 days.  $16.95 (one certificate) Item Number — FC-39

For the Spoiled Brat in your life… Jennifer Wilbanks Spoiled Brat Award Jennifer Wilbanks Runaway Bride Products The Jennifer Wilbanks Spoiled Brat AwardItem Number — FC-87 Jennifer Wilbanks. Spoiled Brat. The end. Certificates are personalized with: RECIPIENT’S Name Gold seal is pressure-embossed (not printed) and reads: CERTIFIED WORLD RECORD. 8.5 x 11 inches. Printed on heavy glossy stock See also: Jennifer Wilbanks Fake Newspaper Article See also: Jennifer Wilbanks Fake Newspaper Article We accept MasterCard and VISA, etc.. FC-87, “Spoiled Brat Award” generally ships within 1-2 days. What our customers say about us. $16.95 for 2

You'll Receive Two (2) Identical Certificates May be used to replacing the boring certificate issued by most states Or use as a gag wedding or shower gift Fake Marriage Certificate Certificates are pressure embossed with a notary-type stamp in the upper left These are not legal documents and will not be accepted by any government agency as such People often ask us, "How real do these certificates look, anyhow?" There's no way to answer that since everyone's idea of "authentic" is different. In some cases we didn't try to make them look authentic. People also often ask if fake marriage certificates are "legal".  Legal to own for fun? Yes. (but check your local laws to be sure) Legal to use for fraudulent purposes? No.   Our fake marriage certificates are offered for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY and are so stamped. We can't control what you do with them when you receive them, and we're not liable for your actions. If we sell you a pretty polished rock, and you go out and throw it through someone's window, we're not liable for that, either. These certificates are designed for couples who were disappointed (even appalled) at the poor quality of the certificates issued to them by the state. We just wanted to offer something nicer. Or weirder. Or fun-ner. Certificates may be ordered blank, or completed with any data you provide. If you want any of the fields left blank, just type NONE. We accept MasterCard and VISA, etc.. "Fake Marriage Certificate" generally ships within 1-2 days.    WARNING: This item ships to the REGISTERED BILLING ADDRESS ONLY! More original than a musty old greeting card, the perfect replacement for birthday cards, way more fun than a silly eCard, and one or two of our selections might even get you out of writing that MUSHY LOVE POEM... fake marriage certificate, pretty marriage certificate, personalized marriage certificate, certificate of matrimony, certificate of marriage, bogus marriage certificate, make your own marriage certificate, marriage certificates of movie stars, marry a movie star, surprise your mother, aesthetically pleasing marriage certificate, document recovery of damaged documents and marriage license.     

You'll Receive Two (2) Identical Certificates May be used to replacing the boring certificate issued by most states Or use as a gag wedding or shower gift Fake Marriage Certificate Certificates are pressure embossed with a notary-type stamp in the upper left These are not legal documents and will not be accepted by any government agency as such People often ask us, "How real do these certificates look, anyhow?" There's no way to answer that since everyone's idea of "authentic" is different. In some cases we didn't try to make them look authentic. People also often ask if fake marriage certificates are "legal".  Legal to own for fun? Yes. (but check your local laws to be sure) Legal to use for fraudulent purposes? No.   Our fake marriage certificates are offered for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY and are so stamped. We can't control what you do with them when you receive them, and we're not liable for your actions. If we sell you a pretty polished rock, and you go out and throw it through someone's window, we're not liable for that, either. These certificates are designed for couples who were disappointed (even appalled) at the poor quality of the certificates issued to them by the state. We just wanted to offer something nicer. Or weirder. Or fun-ner. Certificates may be ordered blank, or completed with any data you provide. If you want any of the fields left blank, just type NONE. We accept MasterCard and VISA, etc.. "Fake Marriage Certificate" generally ships within 1-2 days.   WARNING: This item ships to the REGISTERED BILLING ADDRESS ONLY! More original than a musty old greeting card, the perfect replacement for birthday cards, way more fun than a silly eCard, and one or two of our selections might even get you out of writing that MUSHY LOVE POEM... fake marriage certificate, pretty marriage certificate, personalized marriage certificate, certificate of matrimony, certificate of marriage, bogus marriage certificate, make your own marriage certificate, marriage certificates of movie stars, marry a movie star, surprise your mother, aesthetically pleasing marriage certificate, document recovery of damaged documents and marriage license.    

You'll Receive Two (2) Identical Certificates May be used to replacing the boring certificate issued by most states Or use as a gag wedding or shower gift Fake Marriage Certificate Certificates are pressure embossed with a notary-type stamp in the upper left These are not legal documents and will not be accepted by any government agency as such People often ask us, "How real do these certificates look, anyhow?" There's no way to answer that since everyone's idea of "authentic" is different. In some cases we didn't try to make them look authentic. People also often ask if fake marriage certificates are "legal".  Legal to own for fun? Yes. (but check your local laws to be sure) Legal to use for fraudulent purposes? No.   Our fake marriage certificates are offered for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY and are so stamped. We can't control what you do with them when you receive them, and we're not liable for your actions. If we sell you a pretty polished rock, and you go out and throw it through someone's window, we're not liable for that, either. These certificates are designed for couples who were disappointed (even appalled) at the poor quality of the certificates issued to them by the state. We just wanted to offer something nicer. Or weirder. Or fun-ner. Certificates may be ordered blank, or completed with any data you provide. If you want any of the fields left blank, just type NONE. We accept MasterCard and VISA, etc.. "Fake Marriage Certificate" generally ships within 1-2 days.   WARNING: This item ships to the REGISTERED BILLING ADDRESS ONLY! More original than a musty old greeting card, the perfect replacement for birthday cards, way more fun than a silly eCard, and one or two of our selections might even get you out of writing that MUSHY LOVE POEM... fake marriage certificate, pretty marriage certificate, personalized marriage certificate, certificate of matrimony, certificate of marriage, bogus marriage certificate, make your own marriage certificate, marriage certificates of movie stars, marry a movie star, surprise your mother, aesthetically pleasing marriage certificate, document recovery of damaged documents and marriage license.   

You'll Receive Two (2) Identical Certificates May be used to replacing the boring certificate issued by most states Or use as a gag wedding or shower gift Fake Marriage Certificate Certificates are pressure embossed with a notary-type stamp in the upper left These are not legal documents and will not be accepted by any government agency as such People often ask us, "How real do these certificates look, anyhow?" There's no way to answer that since everyone's idea of "authentic" is different. In some cases we didn't try to make them look authentic. People also often ask if fake marriage certificates are "legal".  Legal to own for fun? Yes. (but check your local laws to be sure) Legal to use for fraudulent purposes? No.  Our fake marriage certificates are offered for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY and are so stamped. We can't control what you do with them when you receive them, and we're not liable for your actions. If we sell you a pretty polished rock, and you go out and throw it through someone's window, we're not liable for that, either. These certificates are designed for couples who were disappointed (even appalled) at the poor quality of the certificates issued to them by the state. We just wanted to offer something nicer. Or weirder. Or fun-ner. Certificates may be ordered blank, or completed with any data you provide. If you want any of the fields left blank, just type NONE. We accept MasterCard and VISA, etc.. "Fake Marriage Certificate" generally ships within 1-2 days.   WARNING: This item ships to the REGISTERED BILLING ADDRESS ONLY! More original than a musty old greeting card, the perfect replacement for birthday cards, way more fun than a silly eCard, and one or two of our selections might even get you out of writing that MUSHY LOVE POEM... fake marriage certificate, pretty marriage certificate, personalized marriage certificate, certificate of matrimony, certificate of marriage, bogus marriage certificate, make your own marriage certificate, marriage certificates of movie stars, marry a movie star, surprise your mother, aesthetically pleasing marriage certificate, document recovery of damaged documents and marriage license.   

You'll Receive Two (2) Identical Certificates May be used to replacing the boring certificate issued by most states Or use as a gag wedding or shower gift Fake Marriage Certificate Certificates are pressure embossed with a notary-type stamp in the upper left These are not legal documents and will not be accepted by any government agency as such People often ask us, "How real do these certificates look, anyhow?" There's no way to answer that since everyone's idea of "authentic" is different. In some cases we didn't try to make them look authentic. People also often ask if fake marriage certificates are "legal". Legal to own for fun? Yes. (but check your local laws to be sure) Legal to use for fraudulent purposes? No.  Our fake marriage certificates are offered for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY and are so stamped. We can't control what you do with them when you receive them, and we're not liable for your actions. If we sell you a pretty polished rock, and you go out and throw it through someone's window, we're not liable for that, either. These certificates are designed for couples who were disappointed (even appalled) at the poor quality of the certificates issued to them by the state. We just wanted to offer something nicer. Or weirder. Or fun-ner. Certificates may be ordered blank, or completed with any data you provide. If you want any of the fields left blank, just type NONE. We accept MasterCard and VISA, etc.. "Fake Marriage Certificate" generally ships within 1-2 days.   WARNING: This item ships to the REGISTERED BILLING ADDRESS ONLY! More original than a musty old greeting card, the perfect replacement for birthday cards, way more fun than a silly eCard, and one or two of our selections might even get you out of writing that MUSHY LOVE POEM... fake marriage certificate, pretty marriage certificate, personalized marriage certificate, certificate of matrimony, certificate of marriage, bogus marriage certificate, make your own marriage certificate, marriage certificates of movie stars, marry a movie star, surprise your mother, aesthetically pleasing marriage certificate, document recovery of damaged documents and marriage license.   

You'll Receive Two (2) Identical Certificates May be used to replacing the boring certificate issued by most states Or use as a gag wedding or shower gift Fake Marriage Certificate Certificates are pressure embossed with a notary-type stamp in the upper left These are not legal documents and will not be accepted by any government agency as such People often ask us, "How real do these certificates look, anyhow?" There's no way to answer that since everyone's idea of "authentic" is different. In some cases we didn't try to make them look authentic. People also often ask if fake marriage certificates are "legal". Legal to own for fun? Yes. (but check your local laws to be sure) Legal to use for fraudulent purposes? No. Our fake marriage certificates are offered for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY and are so stamped. We can't control what you do with them when you receive them, and we're not liable for your actions. If we sell you a pretty polished rock, and you go out and throw it through someone's window, we're not liable for that, either. These certificates are designed for couples who were disappointed (even appalled) at the poor quality of the certificates issued to them by the state. We just wanted to offer something nicer. Or weirder. Or fun-ner. Certificates may be ordered blank, or completed with any data you provide. If you want any of the fields left blank, just type NONE. We accept MasterCard and VISA, etc.. "Fake Marriage Certificate" generally ships within 1-2 days.   WARNING: This item ships to the REGISTERED BILLING ADDRESS ONLY! More original than a musty old greeting card, the perfect replacement for birthday cards, way more fun than a silly eCard, and one or two of our selections might even get you out of writing that MUSHY LOVE POEM... fake marriage certificate, pretty marriage certificate, personalized marriage certificate, certificate of matrimony, certificate of marriage, bogus marriage certificate, make your own marriage certificate, marriage certificates of movie stars, marry a movie star, surprise your mother, aesthetically pleasing marriage certificate, document recovery of damaged documents and marriage license.   

You'll Receive Two (2) Identical Certificates May be used to replacing the boring certificate issued by most states Or use as a gag wedding or shower gift Fake Marriage Certificate Certificates are pressure embossed with a notary-type stamp in the upper left These are not legal documents and will not be accepted by any government agency as such People often ask us, "How real do these certificates look, anyhow?" There's no way to answer that since everyone's idea of "authentic" is different. In some cases we didn't try to make them look authentic. People also often ask if fake marriage certificates are "legal". Legal to own for fun? Yes. (but check your local laws to be sure) Legal to use for fraudulent purposes? No. Our fake marriage certificates are offered for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY and are so stamped. We can't control what you do with them when you receive them, and we're not liable for your actions. If we sell you a pretty polished rock, and you go out and throw it through someone's window, we're not liable for that, either. These certificates are designed for couples who were disappointed (even appalled) at the poor quality of the certificates issued to them by the state. We just wanted to offer something nicer. Or weirder. Or fun-ner. Certificates may be ordered blank, or completed with any data you provide. If you want any of the fields left blank, just type NONE. We accept MasterCard and VISA, etc.. "Fake Marriage Certificate" generally ships within 1-2 days.   WARNING: This item ships to the REGISTERED BILLING ADDRESS ONLY! More original than a musty old greeting card, the perfect replacement for birthday cards, way more fun than a silly eCard, and one or two of our selections might even get you out of writing that MUSHY LOVE POEM... fake marriage certificate, pretty marriage certificate, personalized marriage certificate, certificate of matrimony, certificate of marriage, bogus marriage certificate, make your own marriage certificate, marriage certificates of movie stars, marry a movie star, surprise your mother, aesthetically pleasing marriage certificate, document recovery of damaged documents and marriage license.   

You'll Receive Two (2) Identical Certificates May be used to replacing the boring certificate issued by most states Or use as a gag wedding or shower gift Fake Marriage Certificate Certificates are pressure embossed with a notary-type stamp in the upper left These are not legal documents and will not be accepted by any government agency as such People often ask us, "How real do these certificates look, anyhow?" There's no way to answer that since everyone's idea of "authentic" is different. In some cases we didn't try to make them look authentic. People also often ask if fake marriage certificates are "legal". Legal to own for fun? Yes. (but check your local laws to be sure) Legal to use for fraudulent purposes? No. Our fake marriage certificates are offered for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY and are so stamped. We can't control what you do with them when you receive them, and we're not liable for your actions. If we sell you a pretty polished rock, and you go out and throw it through someone's window, we're not liable for that, either. These certificates are designed for couples who were disappointed (even appalled) at the poor quality of the certificates issued to them by the state. We just wanted to offer something nicer. Or weirder. Or fun-ner. Certificates may be ordered blank, or completed with any data you provide. If you want any of the fields left blank, just type NONE. We accept MasterCard and VISA, etc.. "Fake Marriage Certificate" generally ships within 1-2 days.   WARNING: This item ships to the REGISTERED BILLING ADDRESS ONLY! More original than a musty old greeting card, the perfect replacement for birthday cards, way more fun than a silly eCard, and one or two of our selections might even get you out of writing that MUSHY LOVE POEM... fake marriage certificate, pretty marriage certificate, personalized marriage certificate, certificate of matrimony, certificate of marriage, bogus marriage certificate, make your own marriage certificate, marriage certificates of movie stars, marry a movie star, surprise your mother, aesthetically pleasing marriage certificate, document recovery of damaged documents and marriage license.   

You'll Receive Two (2) Identical Certificates May be used to replacing the boring certificate issued by most states Or use as a gag wedding or shower gift Fake Marriage Certificate Certificates are pressure embossed with a notary-type stamp in the upper left These are not legal documents and will not be accepted by any government agency as such People often ask us, "How real do these certificates look, anyhow?" There's no way to answer that since everyone's idea of "authentic" is different. In some cases we didn't try to make them look authentic. People also often ask if fake marriage certificates are "legal". Legal to own for fun? Yes. (but check your local laws to be sure) Legal to use for fraudulent purposes? No. Our fake marriage certificates are offered for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY and are so stamped. We can't control what you do with them when you receive them, and we're not liable for your actions. If we sell you a pretty polished rock, and you go out and throw it through someone's window, we're not liable for that, either. These certificates are designed for couples who were disappointed (even appalled) at the poor quality of the certificates issued to them by the state. We just wanted to offer something nicer. Or weirder. Or fun-ner. Certificates may be ordered blank, or completed with any data you provide. If you want any of the fields left blank, just type NONE. We accept MasterCard and VISA, etc.. "Fake Marriage Certificate" generally ships within 1-2 days.   WARNING: This item ships to the REGISTERED BILLING ADDRESS ONLY! More original than a musty old greeting card, the perfect replacement for birthday cards, way more fun than a silly eCard, and one or two of our selections might even get you out of writing that MUSHY LOVE POEM... fake marriage certificate, pretty marriage certificate, personalized marriage certificate, certificate of matrimony, certificate of marriage, bogus marriage certificate, make your own marriage certificate, marriage certificates of movie stars, marry a movie star, surprise your mother, aesthetically pleasing marriage certificate, document recovery of damaged documents and marriage license.  

You'll Receive Two (2) Identical Certificates May be used to replacing the boring certificate issued by most states Or use as a gag wedding or shower gift Fake Marriage Certificate Certificates are pressure embossed with a notary-type stamp in the upper left These are not legal documents and will not be accepted by any government agency as such People often ask us, "How real do these certificates look, anyhow?" There's no way to answer that since everyone's idea of "authentic" is different. In some cases we didn't try to make them look authentic. People also often ask if fake marriage certificates are "legal". Legal to own for fun? Yes. (but check your local laws to be sure) Legal to use for fraudulent purposes? No. Our fake marriage certificates are offered for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY and are so stamped. We can't control what you do with them when you receive them, and we're not liable for your actions. If we sell you a pretty polished rock, and you go out and throw it through someone's window, we're not liable for that, either. These certificates are designed for couples who were disappointed (even appalled) at the poor quality of the certificates issued to them by the state. We just wanted to offer something nicer. Or weirder. Or fun-ner. Certificates may be ordered blank, or completed with any data you provide. If you want any of the fields left blank, just type NONE. We accept MasterCard and VISA, etc.. "Fake Marriage Certificate" generally ships within 1-2 days.   WARNING: This item ships to the REGISTERED BILLING ADDRESS ONLY! More original than a musty old greeting card, the perfect replacement for birthday cards, way more fun than a silly eCard, and one or two of our selections might even get you out of writing that MUSHY LOVE POEM... fake marriage certificate, pretty marriage certificate, personalized marriage certificate, certificate of matrimony, certificate of marriage, bogus marriage certificate, make your own marriage certificate, marriage certificates of movie stars, marry a movie star, surprise your mother, aesthetically pleasing marriage certificate, document recovery of damaged documents and marriage license. 

You'll Receive Two (2) Identical Certificates May be used to replacing the boring certificate issued by most states Or use as a gag wedding or shower gift Fake Marriage Certificate Certificates are pressure embossed with a notary-type stamp in the upper left These are not legal documents and will not be accepted by any government agency as such People often ask us, "How real do these certificates look, anyhow?" There's no way to answer that since everyone's idea of "authentic" is different. In some cases we didn't try to make them look authentic. People also often ask if fake marriage certificates are "legal". Legal to own for fun? Yes. (but check your local laws to be sure) Legal to use for fraudulent purposes? No. Our fake marriage certificates are offered for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY and are so stamped. We can't control what you do with them when you receive them, and we're not liable for your actions. If we sell you a pretty polished rock, and you go out and throw it through someone's window, we're not liable for that, either. These certificates are designed for couples who were disappointed (even appalled) at the poor quality of the certificates issued to them by the state. We just wanted to offer something nicer. Or weirder. Or fun-ner. Certificates may be ordered blank, or completed with any data you provide. If you want any of the fields left blank, just type NONE. We accept MasterCard and VISA, etc.. "Fake Marriage Certificate" generally ships within 1-2 days.   WARNING: This item ships to the REGISTERED BILLING ADDRESS ONLY! More original than a musty old greeting card, the perfect replacement for birthday cards, way more fun than a silly eCard, and one or two of our selections might even get you out of writing that MUSHY LOVE POEM... fake marriage certificate, pretty marriage certificate, personalized marriage certificate, certificate of matrimony, certificate of marriage, bogus marriage certificate, make your own marriage certificate, marriage certificates of movie stars, marry a movie star, surprise your mother, aesthetically pleasing marriage certificate, document recovery of damaged documents and marriage license.