“Kevorkian Gift Certificates”
Give the Gift that Keeps on Giving.
…For that “Special Someone”…
Item Number — FC-86
You’ll Receive Two (2) Identical Personalized Certificates
Note: Border color and/or design may differ slightly from sample
The gold seal is raised and embossed.
Of course, the big, fat Copyright mark that appears across the middle of the article is removed for you.
Some folks might get the idea we don’t like Dr. Kevorkian. Nothing could be farther from the truth. In point of fact, we have the greatest respect for the man, and for his beliefs. We agree with his philosophies. We support his opinions. We just wish he would have had the insight to hire an attorney! But then, almost certainly, so does he.
By making this purchase, you agree that you understand that these are practical jokes, and you also agree to use them in a responsible manner, to never use them illegally, or even immorally. If you’re intent is to send one to your favorite sleazy politician, it is your responsibility to make sure they understand it’s a joke. You (probably) don’t want the Secret Service knocking on your door—or more likely, bashing it in and beating the hell out of you. Some folks may not have a refined and sophisticated sense of humor like you and us.
Item Number — FC-86
$16.95 for Two
We can ship to virtually any address in the world. Note that there are restrictions on some products, and some products cannot be shipped to international destinations. Shipping quotes and estimated times of delivery do not reflect design and or print estimates. Usually we can design and print your product in 24 hours, at times it can take as long as 72 hours before it ships with your chosen shipping method.
We offer USPS Priority Mail and USPS Express Overnight Shipping options.
To reflect the policies of the shipping companies we use, all weights will be rounded up to the next full pound.
All orders will be shipped out within 72 hours. Please allow for weekends and holidays. Sometimes we ship them as soon as a few hours after you order. If you order any of the Express options, your order will go to the top of the que, it becomes a priority order to us, however that does not mean it will ship the same day. We do our best to accommodate rush orders if you contact us in advance.