Pre-Written Funny Newspapers

Mystery Rods. For You and for Me. Get mileage out of this for years, seeing how many will bite on the story. (Most everyone will, especially if or...

So. You saw a bright light. Two Hours are missing. And the X-ray shows..... Well, you know the story. Send this to those pesky cousins in Alberta....

This One's a "Get Out of Jail Free" Card. Cheap at Twice the Price. For the longest time we didn't know what the appeal of this piece was. It's be...

KNOW SOMEONE WITH THEIR HEAD UP THEIR ASS?   Know a guy who has his head firmly stuck up his ass? Of course you do. We all know a few. Send 'em th...

Skirting the Edges of Good Taste.   We didn't want to include this article. We lobbied against it. We whined, cajoled,complained---but in the end, ...

Goat Molester. The Horror. The horror. This is probably our hottest sicko piece in the risqué section..Perfect for circulation in the office on yo...

Murder and Mayhem  We were asked if there was a way to help an angry woman vent her marital frustrations.  We're told this lady's man behaved like...

Make Yer Sister Cry Know those girls who're just a little too stuck-up? Want to send 'em a message? This'll do the trick and not hurt their feelin...

One of Our Mother's Day Offerings     This is one of our Mother's Day offerings. Let's see....Mother's Day is in November, right? Ah....plenty of ...

You Got a Beer Bottle Stuck WHERE?   Your friend got a beer bottle stuck in his butt? Hey! It happens!    Article Text Below, Feel free to copy and...

Great White Hunter Kills Deer with Bare Hands      1. Present to bartender.2. Collect beer. Good for a free beer anytime, anywhere.   Article Text ...

Slacker? Slacker? Who's a Slacker?    We all know a slacker---or two. Give 'em the gift of love. Let 'em know they're noticed. Show 'em how much yo...

What is it About Alien Anal Probes? Your brother-in-law has always secretly wanted one. Give him the gift that keeps on giving. (Remember to figur...

Humiliate Anyone You Wish. In a GOOD way, of Course.    This selection is best used to roast your victim---just sprinkle a few articles around the ...

"Doing Atkins" Get Thin. WAY Thin.     This is a gag about the "Atkins Diet", conceived of by Dr. Robert Atkins. This is a joke---but the diet is ...

Biker Does the Narrows Our very best favorite bad-boy-biker piece. The little insets give credibility to this otherwise un-credible article. We've...

Did We Say We Love Doing Bear Clips?--       Nature is Wunderful...Let us drop this cuddly guy into the parking lot of your choice. Article Text Be...

Fish Stories. But with Proof   A nice little fish story, for those who want to stir up trouble down at the local fisherman's hang. And who shouldn...

Sick. Really Sick. (by popular demand) Know a girl who's not as, well, discriminating as she oughta be when it comes to boyfriends? Have some fun ...

Aunt Mabel Can Use This as Documented Proof   Article Text Below, Feel free to copy and make changes to the story you submit to us.    X-Ray shows...

Those Danged Bikers   Evel ain't got nothin' on you. Show 'em this to prove you hold the record. C'Mon girls. You can do this too. Article Text Be...

Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh My  Local businesses visited by tall, handsome patron. Article Text Below, Feel free to copy and make changes to th...

Genetics, Schemetics  "HONEY, THERE'S SOMETHING I GOTTA TELL YA..." You were broke. It was Christmas Eve. The science department on campus offered...

 Your Cousin Needs to Tell His Storyfor the Betterment of Mankind..  Got a friend / cousin / co-worker / brother-in-law who's been bugging you? Bu...