TALENTED GUY: HAVING HIS HEAD STUCK FIRMLY UP HIS ASS

If you want to give your friends and family the biggest shock, scare (or embarrassment!) of their life, this fake newspaper article will surely traumatize them in a good way, if there's such a thing!

Prank them real good with this personalized pre-written article showing your name or your victim's name as the lucky subject of this interesting news about a unique, and definitely mind-blowing skill of being able to stuck your head up your ass! See how they would react while reading the wondrous article. Will they throw up with disgust? Or will they support you in your journey towards bagging the Guinness Book of World Record award?

For the most remarkable and unforgettable present, this pre-written, personalized article will surely reflect the said features! The celebrant will be uber happy to have received a one-of-a-kind gift, with an outrageous content that will definitely keep them laughing for hours afterwards!

If there is someone at the office or in your neighborhood who keeps on bullying you, this article is a great comeback. Have their name as the lucky subject on this stupefying article and let them realize that karma is really a biatch!

See how this fake newspaper article is written so seamlessly, you will really think that it is written by a real author working for a legit newspaper company!

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